Ethan: Huge weekend for college football coming up, so let's get right to our picks: can the Citadel beat Florida?

Amir: If their game against Webber International is any indication, and it is not, then no!

Ethan: I like Florida's team a lot, particularly after that rout of South Carolina, but their road's going to be tough: Florida State, Alabama, and then the SEC championship to make the title game. Then again, Urban Meyer made Alex Smith look like an NFL QB, so I'll never doubt him.

Amir: Jokes on you, 49ers! Why isn't Mike Singletary laughing? If you could choose any two teams to play in the championship game, who would it be? Keep in mind, you can't choose Wake Forest.

Ethan: At this point I prefer not watching Wake...it's sort of painful. I think the best game to watch would be Texas Tech-Florida. Those two offenses are both fun to watch. I do, however, enjoy a good Texas game, just to watch Mack Brown go berserk on the sideline. BoDog's offering 8:1 odds that his head will explode before the seaon's over.

Amir: Take it, and parlay that with the over of any game Tech plays this year. Oddly enough my choice is a game that's happening anyway. Citadel/Florida. Bowl game idea: The Unrespected Undefeated Bowl. This year could be Utah vs. Ball State!

Ethan: Can Boise State play winner?

Amir: "hey just need to sign up ahead of time. It's a very lax bowl game.

Ethan:This is why we need a small-conference playoff system, people! Thank God President Obama's already on the case. If he really wants to fix sports, though, he'll appoint Bud Selig to a cabinet position to get him out of MLB's offices. Come on, Barack: just appoint Selig to something. Doesn't have to be anything important. Secretary of State will do. Diplomats will love making fun of his haircut!

Amir: Sorry, Hilary is the front runner, and she's got a haircut people are already making fun of.

Ethan: Let's pick the big games: Who are you taking in Texas Tech-Oklahoma this weekend? What about BYU-Utah and Michigan State-Penn State?

Ethan: See, the system works! Every week really is like a playoff, and if Iowa's in said playoff, it's even easier to get into than the 8th seed in the NBA's Eastern Conference. Do you think this is the angriest Paterno's been since 1826?

Amir: The Great Depression was rough on him and his grandchildren, but this may be worse.

Ethan: Well, at least he's got a Rose Bowl bid coming if he wins out. This weekend definitely was the high point of the college football season for me so far because I love a good effigy-burning. Take that, Nick Saban! Does it just add insult to more insults that Alabama actually won?

Amir: It must feel good to be Saban, walk into a stadium of 93,000 people who hate you, and ruin their day. It's like the opposite of a really big pep rally.

Ethan: Texas Tech as a bye week. That means Graham Harrell will probably only throw for 400 yards and 4 TDs, right?

Amir: Are college football quarterbacks this good ever great in the NFL? Doesn't he know he's only setting himself up for a Tim-Couch esque let down?