Ethan: How's your bracket looking? I've learned my lesson about picking upsets. From now on, I'm downgrading March Madness to March Slight Annoyance.
Amir: This just means the selection committee members are getting better at their job. You think they have tourney pools and just pick no upsets?

Amir: I love villains, so he's actually becoming my FAVORITE player. I want a poster of him yelling on the scorers table before his last second shot against U-Conn was overturned.
Ethan: I want for him to play an entire game one-handed while using the other to pop the front of his jersey. After seeing the first weekend of action, who do you like to win the title now?
Amir: Obviously a #1 seed, as there will be no upsets. Isn't Louisville the number one overall? I guess them.
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