Amir and Ethan
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- Anyville, USA
- Member Since
- August 29th, 2006
- Website
- http://www.straightcashhomey.net
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Weight: 320 pound
Position: Writers/Point Forward
Career Highlights: Amir and Ethan is a monster with the head of two people, and the body of two people...averaged 5.8 blocks/game in a brief stint with the 1995 Golden State Warriors...Amir and Ethan once defeated each other for the WBA heavyweight title of the world by double KO. Everyone was truly a winner....Amir and Ethan won the 1992 NBA Slam Dunk contest while competing under the name "Cedric Ceballos." ... To answer your question, yes, they could see through the blindfold...Amir and Ethan maintain a blog of sports jokes at StraightCashHomey.net
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Dec 3CH Sports Weekly: A Houston Comets Eulogy
Ethan: Are you also a little disappointed that you haven't seen commercials for this week's games that start with, "From the people who brought you the BCS...it's the Big 12 Championship Game!" Putting things in the BCS's hands is like hiring the...
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Nov 19
CH Sports Weekly: Co-Presidents of the Stephen Curry Fan Club
Ethan: Huge weekend for college football coming up, so let's get right to our picks: can the Citadel beat Florida?Amir: If their game against Webber International is any indication, and it is not, then no!Ethan: Doesn't really matter? Gambling!...
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Nov 12
CH Boo Weekley: No More Golf Puns. We Promise!
Ethan: See, the system works! Every week really is like a playoff, and if Iowa's in said playoff, it's even easier to get into than the 8th seed in the NBA's Eastern Conference. Do you think this is the angriest Paterno's been since 1826?Ethan:...
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Oct 29
CH Sports Weekly: RIP Greg Oden
Ethan: Has Game 5 started again yet? I've been watching Fox for 36 straight hours in case it comes on, and my eyes are so bloody I can't tell what's on the screen. Amir: You could at least blink. You lived in Philadelphia, isn't there a dome...
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Oct 22
CH Sports Weekly: Typing with Broken Pinkies
Ethan: Let's go Phillies! No, really, let's go. You guys only have a few hours in which to find a DH to use against Kazmir. This could come down to the wire. (Here's a hint: don't use Chris Coste.) Ethan:Will the Titans ever lose? When LenDale...
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Liked an article on Wednesday, Mar 14Lottery Tips - Get Rich Quick!
Recently a truck driver from Georgia won the $390 Mega Million jackpot. Are you gonna let him take your hard earned money like that!? He called you a "dumb-ass city slicker" too! Anyway, if you're looking to win, and I mean, really win, I've...
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Liked an article on Friday, Jan 5
Lines From Alanis Morissette's "Ironic," Modified to Actually Make them Ironic
An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day... of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades' worth of lottery tickets.A black fly in your Chardonnay... poured to celebrate the...
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