Common Cents

For those of you in favor of eliminating America's most copper coin.

"Hello lamppost, what cha knowing? I've come to watch your flowers growing. Ain't cha got no rhymes for me? Doot-in' doo-doo, feelin' boobies.

Well, I know that you're in love with him, 'cause I saw you dancin' in the gym! You both kicked off your shoes. Man, I dig those rhythm and boobs.

The best thing about boobies is EVERYTHING about boobies!

And here we kick off the "Write your presidential canidate on your body" contest with Kerry in the lead...

"One night I made a deal. That deal was that if this girl took a picture of her boobs for collegehumor.com and submitted it (if it made the main page) she'd sleep with me (if it got 250 likes) she'll let me tape it (if it gets 500 likes) she'll do a threesome (and if it gets 750 likes) she'll let me tape the threesome."