Why are you so droopy? Come on, pep up!Uh -oh, looking discolored. Looks like someone got too much sun.Oh no, is that supposed to fall off like that?Are you acting this way because it's so dry? Are you suicidal? Is that it, is that the problem?...
Aliza: Can we talk?Boyfriend: Sure.Aliza: I think we should break up?Boyfriend: For real?Aliza:Well, I can't really tell you if this is real or not. The nature ofthis break-up doesn't consist of any certainties, you know? Boyfriend: Stop talking...
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together at a restaurant getting to know each other.Hi, my name's Mindy. You might want to remember it now because you'll be screaming it later, across the bar, when I'm leaving and you...
ImaginedME: Jeff?GUY I KIND OF DATED MANY YEARS AGO: Hey Mindy!ME: How are you? Long time no see.GIKODMYA: I know! I’m good. You still doing the comedy thing?ME: Yeah, you still doing the investment banking thing?GIKODMYA: Yup. (he orders...