Boyfriend: So is this gonna be like that Karma Suit sh*t? Cause, baby, if you wanna twist yourself around me like some Gumby whore, that's fine. But I'm not doing that sh*t.
Girlfiend: Its called Tantric sex baby. I read all about it in Cosmo.
Boyfriend: Taint-tric? Ahahaha! Like taint your ass, taint your p*ssy?! Ahahahaha!
Girlfriend: I can't believe you just said the "p" word around me after we had a whole discussion yesterday about how much I hate the "p" word and why it's historically demeaning to women. >