ImaginedME: Jeff?
GUY I KIND OF DATED MANY YEARS AGO: Hey Mindy!
ME: How are you? Long time no see.
GIKODMYA: I know! I’m good. You still doing the comedy thing?
ME: Yeah, you still doing the investment banking thing?
GIKODMYA: Yup.
(he orders his coffee from the barista) Do you want something? My treat.
ME: Yeah. Latte, skim milk, a little vanilla. Thanks!
GIKODMYA: Well it’s the least I could do after the way I treated you. I was such as asshole.
ME: Whatever, it was soo long ago.
GIKODMYA: You look great by the way.
ME: Thanks!
(I take my free coffee) Well good to see you.
GIKODMYA: You too.
(he watches me walk away with a wistful one-that-got-away type look)Actual>