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Imagined
ME: Jeff?
GUY I KIND OF DATED MANY YEARS AGO: Hey Mindy!
ME: How are you? Long time no see.
GIKODMYA: I know! I’m good. You still doing the comedy thing?
ME: Yeah, you still doing the investment banking thing?
GIKODMYA: Yup. (he orders his coffee from the barista) Do you want something? My treat.
ME: Yeah. Latte, skim milk, a little vanilla. Thanks!
GIKODMYA: Well it’s the least I could do after the way I treated you. I was such as asshole.
ME: Whatever, it was soo long ago.
GIKODMYA: You look great by the way.
ME: Thanks! (I take my free coffee) Well good to see you.
GIKODMYA: You too. (he watches me walk away with a wistful one-that-got-away type look)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:238"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/2/collegehumor.80a1009e4241f8192f309ae278523a40.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-09-26 13:10:33 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:238">Mindy Raf</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 110 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />