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12 total in December 2007

Rejected Holiday Shirts

When the suits over at BustedTees came to the CH writers a few months ago and asked for ideas for holiday shirts, we had a brainstorm and came up with some real gems. But, as it has happened so many times before, they failed to see the genius in our ideas. I couldn't let them never see the light of day though, so here they are - Our Rejected Holiday BustedTees.

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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame


The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Slippery Rock University of Pennsylvania, Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania Submitted by Czaq

    While talking about how different countries trade systems differ...

    Genius: What about Africa?

    Professor: Africa is a continent, not a country.

    Genius: Isn't that like saying Australia is a continent not a country?

    Professor: No... not at all.

  • B) Florida State University, Tallahassee, Florida Submitted by Adam

    After all SCANTRON sheets have been passed out to the class...

    Professor: Are there any last second questions?

    The Brilliance: Is this test going to be multiple choice?

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Top of the Morning


Hey everyone, thanks to all of you who sent me get well emails last week and a special thanks to the young man who told me to "suck it up, fag." That means a lot to me. Moving on...

Today is Jake's last TMA Dexter, as the series has come to a conclusion for the season.


Also check out Tommy Wilder's TMA Man vs Wild.


Sucking it up,
Fag. 


The More I Got To Work Really Late Today



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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame


The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) SUNY Stony Brook, East Setauket, New York Submitted by Mike

    The Brillaince: Um, excuse me? I just have a quick question. It's kinda random and it really isn't about the book . . . Is it "refrigerator" or just "frigerator"?

  • B) SUNY at Delhi, Syracuse, New York Submitted by John

    During a discussion on "hunters and gatherers"...

    Genius: So, how could these people feed infants?

    Professor: Um...Human milk.

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Top of the Morning


Morning, everyone. Well, it's almost time for my for the Gnarly 90's to come to an end so if you have a great 90's pic make sure you get it in soon. Don't fear though, we still have two great picture contests up and running: Deck the Gals and Sh*ttiest Present.

In other news, TMA Man vs Wild is hot off the presses so give that read.


And so is TMA Dexter.

 


Top of the Morning


Yo, yo, yo. It's Friday which means absolutely nothing if you're in college but oh so much when you work for a living. Speaking of working for a living, we're wrapping up our Spring intern search so get those resumes in quick if you're thinking about it: YesIWillWorkForFree @ Gmail.com

And now ladies, TMA Grey's Anatomy is live for your reading enjoyment.

 


Top of the Morning


Hey everyone, we have a tremendous day in store for you. First, we have a new TMA Kid Nation.


We've also gotten some more Deck the Gals submissions, so keep those coming.


Finally, stay tuned for a new picture contest coming sometime soon: Sh*ttiest Present. We'll be looking for the young man or young lady who got stiffed the worst this Christmas. Finally, something good comes out of having a cheap family that doesn't love you! 


Top of the Morning


Hey everyone. It's getting really cold here which means that these posts will start to get really strange as I begin to self medicate with more and more cold remedies. OK, onto business...

First of all, we haven't seen a lot of entries for Deck the Gals, which is strange because we know there are pretty girls dressed like Santa out there somewhere. If you're a pretty girl who happens to be festively dressed, you could win cash money by entering. So Enter!

Also, last year's Deck the Gals winner, Katie, has a new Morning After Nip/Tuck. Give that a read and have a NyQuilly day!

 


The Stupid Question Hall Of Fame


The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions. The Nominees
  • A) Drexel University, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Submitted by Steve

    On hearing the professor talk about a past Air Jordan advertising campaign...

    Genius: Wait, are air Jordan and Micheal Jordan the same person?

  • B) Acadia University, Freeport, Maine Submitted by Tyler

    Lady Einstein: Are any of the 9/11 hijackers still alive?

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Top of the Morning


Good morning, guys. We'd like to welcome Tommy Wilder to the Morning After team. He's taken on the task of covering Man vs. Wild for us every week. Thanks, Tommy!


And, as always, here's Jake with TMA Dexter.

 


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