Hey everyone, got two bits of info this morning.

1. For all you ladies out there, the very funny, very talented Emily Rose will be writing a Morning After Grey's Anatomy column. Go read it!

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Good Morning loyal CH readers! Let's take a look at what's happening on the site today.

First off, Mark has written another epic Morning After Kid Nation. For those of you who haven't seen this show yet, get on board. It's the most ridiculous, painfully funny, absurd show that's ever been created.
In case you don't believe me, take a look at Jared. Man, this kid is great.

Hey, I'm guy who thinks you look like a friend of mine. Man, that is insane! You look just like this guy you've never met. Hey, hold on, I HAVE to get other people over here and point at your face like you're some sort of freak. Guys...hey guys! This guy looks JUST like that other guy! Now let me ask you if you get mistaken for my friend all the time? No? Oh...Oh, ok. I'm going to shield my disappointment by asking if I can take a picture with you. *Click* Man, that was the most fun I'll have all month. Oh, in case you were wondering, I'm going to be calling you my my friend's name all night! Isn't that funny?! Sometimes I'll even shout it across the room! God, I'm so observant.

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Phew, hey man, it's me, sweaty dude. Yikes, can somebody open a window or something, I'm dying here. Yeah, I'm wearing a two shirts and a blazer, but still! I'm going to ask you if you're hot and when you say kind of, I'm going to use that to trick myself into thinking I'm not the sweaty guy but, in fact, just a normal human. Watch as I casually wipe my face on my shoulder. Betcha couldn't even tell I was wiping sweat from my face! Oh, you could? Anyway, let's talk about something else momentarily before returning to the topic of how sweaty I am. Times up. Jeez man, has the dude who lives here ever heard of a fan? Anyways, I'm going to make up an excuse to go somewhere and towel off but I'll be back later to complain.

Welcome back, Jon.

Remember this guy? Now you too can let the world know that you don't like being jolted by electricity thanks to our buds over at BustedTees.

Also new to BustedTees today, Air Guitar Hero. Finally, a fake way to play fake guitar.

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather...

• Only be able to watch women's soccer or women's basketball? From Matt
• Have a constant, painful nose pimple, or a constant, painful sore on the inside of your cheek? From Mike
• Fight Charles Barkley or all the people from Gnarls Barkley at once? From Chad
• Have everything you drink be alcoholic or never drink alcohol again? From Connor
• Get stuck in an elevator or get stuck on a rollercoaster? From Danny
• Eat sh*t and die or eat sh*t and live forever with the nickname "sh*teater"? From Sid
• Drive a crappy car for the rest of your life or drive any car you want but it is constantly blaring the "Viva Viagra" song? From Ral
  
• have your shower be a little too hot or a little too cold forever? From James
• Date a really hot chick who's way smarter than you and never wrong
  about anything or an equally hot chick who's dumb as a post and always
  wrong about everything? From Alex
• Work for Dunder-Mifflin (The Office) or Initech (Office Space)? From Patrick

Finally, this week's winner of the Yeah, I'm High Award is Brian, who sent in this.


Take a nap, Brian. You've earned it.

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Mark Zito will be bringing us Morning After Kid Nation articles every Thursday. Here's the first.

With the return of school comes the return of classes. And with the return of classes comes the return of idiots asking stupid questions. Why shouldn't you be able to win a free BustedTee due to their lack of knowledge?

Please join me in welcoming back the return of my favorite weekly column, The Stupid Question Hall of Fame. This year we have a sweet upload system so you don't need to deal with email anymore. All you need to do is submit the stupid question you heard at www.CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

I'll pick five every week and post them at 3 on Monday. Welcome back, idiots. Welcome back.

Here are last year's columns, in case you're wondering what kind of idiots made the cut.

Hey everyone, it's Monday and that means 20 more Reno 911 DVDs are up for grabs!

We only have 100 left so If you want one today you're going to have to do some work. You'll need to send a picture of yourself doing a bored thumbs up to OhManOfCourseIWantAFreeDVD@Gmail.com.

Here's Sarah and I demonstrating a bored thumbs up.

Remember, if you've already won a DVD you cannot win another so don't participate.

The Belgian cartoonist Peyo created The Smurfs in 1958 as side characters in another comic book. In 1959, The Smurfs got their own comic book and that meant Peyo had to create a whole village of Smurfs. His sketchbook reveals that there were some Smurfs who didn't make the cut.

Yesterday's DVD contest was a lot of fun. We all had a good time watching the comments turn into a confusing string of numbers and curses. Now, however, you must use your wits to win one of the remaining 120 Reno 911 DVDs.

Today, you'll need to figure out the clues and find the mystery screen name. Once you have the mystery screen name, IM it and if you're one of the first 20 people to do so, YOU WIN!

If you've already won a DVD please don't participate

The Riddle!

OK, by now you know the deal - we had 200 Reno911 DVDs to give away and now we're down to 160. Today, we're letting another 20 go and here is how you can get yourself one.

In the comments, you must post in order, 1-20. So, if you're f1rst, you would post "1." If you go down there and see that "1" is already posted, post "2" and so on until we reach 20. Sounds easy, right?

Not so. Keep in mind, there will be hundreds of other people posting at the same time as you are. Therefore, being the first guy to enter "2" or "18" or whatever will be pretty tough. Good luck!

*replies don't count

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather...

• Party like a rock star or party with a rock star? From Travis
• Have the voice of Tay Zonday or live in a world where everyone but you has the voice of Tay Zonday? From Ryan
• Be able to ride bears or ride sharks?
  
• Constantly have a nose bleed or hiccups? From Zach and Kathryn
• Stub your toe everyday or jam your finger everyday? From Charles
• Always smell ever so faintly like fart or never be able to smell anything every again?
  
• Wipe with sandpaper or saran wrap? From KC
• Have indoor plumbing or electricity? From Brendan
• Have all your teeth fuse together or all the fingers on one hand fuse together?
  
• Have an extremely hot mom or an extremely hot daughter? From Jonathan
• Be misleadingly photogenic or look much better in real life than in pictures? From Ben

Finally, this week's winner of the Doesn't Understand New York City Award is John, who sent in this.

• Post my WYR's or have your car blown up?

Silly John, people who live in new York don't have cars.

Send your best WYRs to Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather...

• Go to a school that offers Looking at Naked Girls 101 with a prerequisite of Looking at Naked Guys 101 or have a school that doesn't offer Looking at Naked Girls 101 at all? From Brandon
• Be married to an extremely banging chick who got uglier every time you had sex, or an ugly broad who got hotter every time you had sex? From Pizza
• Drivea Ferrari that could only go35 MPH or a mini-van that could go180 MPH? From Patrick
• Eat a pound of boogers or a pound of ear wax? From Will
• Watch the person you love marry your best friend or your worst enemy? From Chris
• Only be able to listen to Weird Al or only be able to listen to Nickleback?
  
• Go back in time to be an extra in your favorite movie or sing backup vocals to your favorite song? From Penny
• Have horns or a tail?
  
• Eat fresh or think outside the bun? From John
• Not have any choice or not have any choice? From Deepali
  

Finally, this week's winner of the Creatively Gross Award is Seth, who sent in this.

• Hey yo Streeter, can I call you street? Read this would you rather,
  with a phat beat!
  
  Would you rather puke in your car, on the way to the bar, or sh*t your
  pants, at the high school dance?
  
  Word yo,
  
  Seth S.

Nice work, Seth. And yes, you can call me Street.

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