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8 total in April 2008An Ode To An Unknowing Samaritan
Have you seen a cafe?
How am I without
Internet today?
What a terrible feeling!
So helpless, so lost.
I'll do what I must
No matter the cost.
I click on my airport
And what do I see?
A long list of names,
none familiar to me.
I see strings of letters,
And cute little names.
A dozen proud owners
Staking their claims.
"Don's wifi" ones says
"JESSweb" says the next.
All password protected
By numerical hex. KEEP READING
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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The Nominees- A) PurdueSubmitted by Nick
Professor: This is "Little Boy" - the bomb dropped on Hiroshima that helped end WWII.
Blondie: How did they recover it? - B) University of GeorgiaSubmitted by Erik
Professor: South Carolina was the first state to leave the Union in 1860, followed by Mississippi, Florida, Alabama....
Honor Student: Where did the States that left the Union go?
Professor: Nowhere... they did not literally leave.
The Dinosaur Soothsayer
Dinosaur: What?! Tell me!
Nostrasaurus: I see your skeleton assembled in a large room. There are little creatures - humans, they're called - and they're interested in your skeleton. They're all looking at it and talking about it.
Dinosaur: That's horrible! What kind of beasts would do such a thing?! It is one thing to kill for food, but to kill just to stare upon the bones of the victim? That's brutality!
Nostrasaurus: Oh no, they have not killed you. But they've found your bones buried deep in the ground, extracted them and put them on display for their whole species to observe.
Dinosaur: This...this is terrible news. Is there a way I can kill them first so I might avoid this horrible future?
Nostrasaurus: No. I'm afraid not.
Dinosaur: I...I don't know what to say. I feel so...so helpless.
Nostrasaurus: Wait...I'm getting something...oh...OH! A vision! KEEP READING
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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The Nominees- A) Southeast Missouri State UniversitySubmitted by Ben
We were talking about how ethanol was affecting the American economy...
- B) Iowa State UniversitySubmitted by Jake
Professor explaining that AIDS was first transmitted to humans through African monkeys...
The Brilliance: Eww, who would have sex with a monkey?
Lady Einstein: Wait, isn't there a way to, like, mass produce corn?"
The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The Nominees- A) Boston UniversitySubmitted by Jeff
We were talking about what happens when a species is removed from an environment. The professor asked what would happen to the rabbit population...
Genius: Wait! Won't all the deers eat the rabbits? - B) University of North Carolina at CharlotteSubmitted by Sam
Professor: ...and I had to guess what the play was about through their movements, because I couldn't understand the dialogue.
Theatre Buff: Why couldn't you understand the dialogue, were you too far away and couldn't hear it?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh God, here we go.
Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.
Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...
Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off! KEEP READING
The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The Nominees- A) Scottsdale Community CollegeSubmitted by Jeremy
Professor: This scene is from the movie "This is Spinal Tap", A parody on Rock n' Roll in the eighties.
The Brilliance: Spinal Tap wasn't actually in that movie though, right?
Professor: Spinal Tap isn't a real band... - B) Pennsylvania State UniversitySubmitted by Rachel
Professor was asking what the early ways of food preservation were...
Student: Drying food.
Professor: Yeah, that's a good one, what else?
Genius: Feasting...so you could just preserve the food as fat on your body?
Professor: ...I was thinking salting.
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