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10 total in May 2008

  • Do Us A Solid?

    Everyone loves a birthday, right? Well, around here we make a big deal out of them. It just so happens that today is a big office birthday - Josh, the man behind BustedTees, is turning 26. Won't you help us celebrate?

    Josh, or JMo as he's known, has a habit of messing with everyone in the office. He lights hair on fire, steals personal belongings and routinely ruins important meetings with crude drawings. He also hates - hates - answering the same questions about a few of our more confusing or controversial shirts. So, do us a solid and call him up on the number below and say something close to one of the following things...

    • "Your 'Jesus Hates the Yankees' shirt is offensive to me as a Christian. I'd like you to stop selling it at once."
    • "You have the wrong form of the word 'you're' on your 'Your Retarded' shirt. You should have the Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E one, which stands for 'You Are.'
    • "You have the wrong flag on your 'Greece' shirt. That flag is the United Kingdom's flag, not Greece's."
    The number to call is (718)701-5863.

    Thanks, everyone!


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  • Craig Newmark, Founder of Craigslist, Checks His Dorm Whiteboard


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  • Website Breakup

    Girl Site: <Talk>?
    Boy Site: <Yes>
    Girl Site: </Love You>
    Boy Site: <Why>?
    Girl Site: <Changed><Life target="_blank">
    Boy Site: </Go>
    Girl Site: </Relationship>
    Boy Site: <Friends>?
    Girl Site: </Friends>
    Boy Site: <Crying></Life>
    Girl Site: </Crying></Being a baby>
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  • Truth In Website Logos

    Written with Amir Blumenfeld.

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  • Stupid Question Hall of Fame

    The Week of 05/05

    by Streeter Seidell May 12, 2008


    Hey kids, The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is taking a break for thesummer.  This will be the last edition until September. Enjoy!The Nominees
    • A) University of PittsburghSubmitted by Michael

      Professor: Even today there is still a lot of antisemitism in Hollywood.

      The Brilliance: Wait...How can there be antisemitism in Hollywood, I thought the Jews ran it?

    • B) Auburn UniversitySubmitted by Christopher

      A girl told the professor that she had been to the Vatican...

      Professor: Did you see the Pope?

      Blondie      : No, The Pope died a couple years ago.

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  • Wanna Chat?

    Good Morning, everyone.  For the next hour I'll be taking questions about life after college over at WashingtonPost.com.  If you have a question swing on by and submit it.  The site live updates so you can refresh the page to see my responses to your questions.  Unfortunately, there is no live cam like we had during our all nighter so you won't be able to watch me answer the questions, but know this: even though you can't see it, I'll have a shoe on my head the whole time just for you. 
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  • Stupid Question Hall of Fame

    The Week of 04/28

    by Streeter Seidell May 05, 2008


    The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

    The Nominees
    • A) University of Hawaii at HiloSubmitted by Alex

      Professor: So the King then died heir-less...

      The Brilliance: So he like, suffocated?

      Professor: .... No

    • B) George Washington UniversitySubmitted by Dean

      Professor: So this week in lab everyone will be performing the 12-minute walk test to predict aerobic fitness.

      Genius: Ugh, how long is that gonna take??

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  • CH All Nighter Hardly Working #7: Collage Humor

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  • CH All Nighter Hardly Working #3: Dodgeball


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  • Trivia Challenge

    So, we're up all night making videos but that's not all we want to do.  We also have all these shirts to give away.  And what better way to win them than with a trivia quiz.  Here's what we'll do.  If you want to be entered to win a free BustedTee, email us your phone number at CallNighter@Gmail.com and, if you're lucky, one of us will call you with a trivia question.  You'll have 30 seconds to answer and, if you're right, you'll get a free shirt.  Simple as that.
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    About Me

    Streeter enjoys many things, not least of which is being your front page editor here at CollegeHumor. In fact, he likes it so much he decided to get paid for it and make it his career. He spends his days making sure you have enough updates and hotlinks to keep you from your work for at least two hours. Streeter also likes to write; not well, mind you, but frequently. Please, enjoy his archive.

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