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5 total in August 2008
  • It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia T-Shirt Contest

    Ladies and Gentlemen, have we got a contest for you.  "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is one of our favorite TV shows (hopefully one of yours, too) and in honor of their upcoming 4th season starting September 18th, FX contacted us about doing a T-shirt contest.  We jumped at the chance.

    So starting today, you guys will have the chance to design and submit a custom 'Always Sunny'-theme BustedTee.  One lucky winner will have their design produced by BustedTees, given 3 of his or her design, 3 additional BustedTees, $200 cash, $200 to spend in the Always Sunny/FX store and the sublime honor of knowing that their winning shirt was chosen by the cast of the show.  Not bad, if I do say so myself.  

    So get your thinking caps on and start submitting. Will it be a Dayman/Nightman shirt?  Perhaps Charlie and a white horse?  Maybe Dee and Dennis the crackheads?  Whatever it is, I'm sure it will be funny, because anything coming from that show just has to be.  Good luck! 



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  • The Future of Warfare

    Ypres, Belgium - November 15, 1914

    The Battle of Ypres rages as two German soldiers keep watch over the British trenches.
     

    German Soldier 1:
      My God, who would have thought soldiers would be reduced to this?  Sitting in trenches, firing these machined guns at each other.  There is little honor to be had here.  

    German Soldier 2:
      Yes, yes.  But one must never forget we serve a higher purpose than ourselves: the great German fatherland.  If I die for Germany, I die with honor.

    German Soldier 1:  Indeed, but if I must die for Germany, let it be by the blade, not some unseen bullet or bomb.

    German Soldier 2:  We are fighting a different war than in times past, my friend.  A modern war.  World War I will be looked on as a turning point for military technology and deployment.  

    German Soldier 1:  I cou...Now wait a minute, what did you call this war?

    German Soldier 2:  ...What did I say?

    German Soldier 1: I believe you called this "World War I."

    German Soldier 2:
    Did I?  I meant to say 'The Great War,' of course.

    German Soldier 1:
    Ah, yes.  I thought you a fortune-telling gypsy for a second!

    German Soldier 2:
    If you were not my closest friend, I would have your ear for such a comment! 

    German Soldier 1: Merely a joke, friend. World War I?  Ha!  As if anyone knows the future! Besides, this is the war to end all wars.  The Great War! 

    German Soldier 2: The Greatest of Wars, so far!

    German Soldier 1: Agr...Again, 'so far'?  Have you some plan, my friend? 

    German Soldier 2: A plan?  Ha!  What use is planning in uncertain times? If I live through World War I, I will most likely return to my passion: pai...

    German Soldier 1:
    There!  You did it again!  You called it...

    A Lieutenant approaches the soldiers' position.  

    Lieutenant: Private Hitler, grab your weapon and report to command.  

    German Soldier 2:  Well, it appears as if I'm needed.  

    German Soldier 1:  Godspeed, friend.  Do Germany proud!

    German Soldier 2:  My friend, I would never do anything to shame the Fatherland!  To arms!


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  • RIP Bernie Mac

    Bernie Mac passed away August 9th at 50 from complications due to pneumonia.  He will be missed. 


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