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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The Nominees- A) Hunter CollegeSubmitted by Tess
When explaining the impact of telegraph lines on the European military...
Professor: The telegraphs used morse code, a series of dots and dashes to convey military messages over long distances.
Dean's List: Was that what blind people used to talk? - B) Southern Illinois University CarbondaleSubmitted by Seth
During the discussion section after a lecture about the discovery of the New World...
Genius: Wait, so you mean Columbus was actually looking for something when he found America?
Rock the Vote (for Halloween costumes)!
But Street, you ask, why should I submit my costume to CollegeHumor? Money, fool! That's why. We're giving away $500 to the winner of the costume party and another $500 to the best-ranked Futurama-inspired costume. The Futurama costume winner, as well as the runner up, will also win animated DVD box sets from Fox Home Entertainment, which include FAMILY GUY Volume 6, BENDER'S GAME and THE SIMPSONS Season 11.
So go out, get stupid, take a picture and upload it to CH here. Then go vote in our costume party. Good luck.
Get Your Costume Pics Ready
Listen up! Halloween is almost upon us and we here at CH love us some costume pics. So whether you're going as Sarah Palin in an American flag bikini or the Joker (or something else maybe...please?), make sure to upload a pic of your costume to us right...f'ing...here.
But wait, there's more. In addition to our annual costume party (in which the winner gets CASH MONEY), this year Futurama is giving away $500 for the best Futurama-themed costume.
Check out last year's best costumes and get your costumes ready to be seen by the world. Yes, even you, guy-who-went-as-himself.*
*Just kidding. Don't you dare send us a picture, you lazy slob.
The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The Nominees- A) Cal PolySubmitted by Jeremy
Professor was explaining the correlation between front porches and housing values.
Professor: One study suggests that front porches actually decrease the property values of the entire block.
Rhodes Scholar: Wait, how could they build a porch that big though? - B) Rollins CollegeSubmitted by Kristen
We were discussing test subjects.
Professor: Okay, the control group gets the placebo.
The Brilliance: ... isn't that what comes out after the woman gives birth?
The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The Nominees- A) Study Abroad in LondonSubmitted by Alex
We are in the British War Museum getting a tour and the professor points and exhibit on the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
- B) English 112: Varieties of WritingSubmitted by Josh
Teacher: ...you just reminded me of Sarah Palin.
Genius: Who's Sarah Palin?
Professor: This is a model of the shell of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima.
The Brilliance: So is that the actual bomb?
If The Bible Had Comments
Jackson Pollock's Sketchpad
Take Our Viral Video Quiz
We combed through the Web Celeb Hall of Fame and pulled out the finest bits of info we had. Then we forced our interns to assemble all of that into a big quiz. It's got three difficulty levels with 25 questions each. You're scored on speed and perecnt correct. Good luck!
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Streeter enjoys many things, not least of which is being your front page editor here at CollegeHumor. In fact, he likes it so much he decided to get paid for it and make it his career. He spends his days making sure you have enough updates and hotlinks to keep you from your work for at least two hours. Streeter also likes to write; not well, mind you, but frequently. Please, enjoy his archive.
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