Dom's girlfriend has a lot of nerve. Did you see the way she peeled out of the driveway after finding out he'd been arrested? There's no way she had time to buckle the baby's car seat. And Dom's the bad influence? For shame.

After Vince and E bailed out Dom for his OJ-style police chase, I was positive he was going to run. In what I should have seen as an obvious trick to build dramatic tension, I was completely fooled when a car started as soon as Dom walked away from the table. It's hard to trust Vince's opinion on anything since he is ALWAYS so positive. I was so ready for him to be wrong again. I guess someday I'm gonna have to forgive him for trusting Billy Walsh. Someday....

Big week in Hollywood, guys. OJ's guilty, Stern's married, Gyllenhaal's stacked, and dogs are #1 at the box office. But before you head to the apocalypse shelter, let's do a quick rundown, shall we? (DListed, IDLYITW)

News broke this week that Hugh Hefner broke up with long time girlfriend Holly Madison. Poor Hef, right? Now he's stuck with only those other two girlfriends he had, plus two new girlfriends, 19 year old twin Playboy models Kristina and Karissa Shannon. He must be a broken man. A broken 82 year old man having sex with 19 year olds. (IDLYITW, Egotastic)

OJ Simpson was found guilty this week of armed robbery, armed kidnapping, armed burglary, assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy and not knowing when to quit. (Celebslam)

Halle Berry was named the 'Sexiest Woman Alive' by Esquire this week. 'Sexiest Woman Dead' went to Martha Washington. (Egotastic)

Girl fight! This week Madonna publicly slammed Sarah Palin at two of her concerts, telling her to 'get off my street' and imitating the 'sound of Sarah Palin's husband's snowmobile when it won't start'. In related news, Madonna doesn't know how insults work. (WWTDD)

This week, Kim Kardashian tried to dash any plastic surgery rumors by posting this picture of herself online. Because clearly it's better to be fodder for a million creepy internet pedophiles than let a few people believe you had Botox. (WWTDD)