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  • 105%

    Issue #66

    by 105%-o-matic July 15, 2008


    Has my father been sent to the cornfield? 'Cause this is a dream come true!

    I figured I had failed my company's drug test because I put "C" for every answer. Turns it they just wanted a urine sample. I was really high that day.
    -Conor McKeon
    Rhetorical Answer
    Q: What disease would you just kill yourself if you had??
    A: Depression.
    -Amir Blumenfeld
    The grass is always greener when you are not color blind.
    -Rich MacKenzie
    Live-Blogging A Comedy Show
    10:31 - LOL
    10:32 - LOL
    10:34 - LOL
    10:35 - ROFL
    10:36 - GTG
    -Streeter Seidell


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  • Parents Just Don't Understand

    7/15

    by Susanna Wolff July 15, 2008


    Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupidquestions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use wordslike "MyFace," "SpaceBook," or "The World Wide Web?"
    If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!.
    And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!
    Your parents' IMAX experience.

    My dad got a new cell phone after never owning one, and I noticed he kept hanging up on me in the middle of our conversations without saying goodbye or giving any warning. This went on all last semester and when I got home from break, I found out he would talk until the backlight would go off, close the phone, and plug it into the charger, because it "died."

    Drey D., University of Florida

    My mom has an old-school Samsung flip phone. She thinks that you have to leave it open when you charge it, or else it won't charge.
    Ben P., University of Minnesota

    Everytime my dad wanted to go to Youtube, he types in www.google.com into the MSN search bar, searches for Bill Monroe on google, goes to page 4, which is a youtube video.
    Evan T, Iowa




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  • Wall-E has a not so cute proposal for Eve.



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  • Streeter Seidell Fordham

    About Me

    Streeter enjoys many things, not least of which is being your front page editor here at CollegeHumor. In fact, he likes it so much he decided to get paid for it and make it his career. He spends his days making sure you have enough updates and hotlinks to keep you from your work for at least two hours. Streeter also likes to write; not well, mind you, but frequently. Please, enjoy his archive.

    Thanks for being my Internet friend.

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