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  • CollegeHumor Interview

    Jack Handey

    by Patrick Cassels May 14, 2008


    As the name behind
    Saturday Night Live's short-but-hilarious "Deep Thoughts," writer Jack Handey has become synonymous with the art of the bizarre one liner. Since leaving SNL (where he also wrote several memorable sketches, including "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer") in 2002, Handey has contributed humorous essays to The New Yorker, and in April, published What I'd Say to the Martians and Other Veiled Threats, a collection of his writing. Below, he talks with CollegeHumor about comedy and car-driving felines.

    What I'd Say To The Martians includes both essays and Saturday Night Live scripts. Are either of these formats more difficult than the other?
    Both are hard. To me, the best humor pieces are written from the point of view of a specific character. So when you're thinking of ideas, you think about what your character would be interested in, what he could pontificate about. In TV, you're just trying to come up with a funny ideas. Also, in TV you're thinking visually. I do, anyway. I try to think of a funny image, and then what might explain that funny image.

    For sheer writing, doing a humor piece is probably more difficult. But physically, TV really wears you out. Saturday Night Live, anyway. There the writers produce their own pieces, so you have to make sure the sets, props, sound effects, etc., are right. By the after-show party, you're ready for that beer.


  • 105%

    Issue #60

    by 105%-O-Matic May 13, 2008


    Original music by this sick new band my brother's in.

    Senior Superlatives at San Dimas High
    - Most Likely to Marry Medieval Princesses
    - Most Likely to Save the World With Rock and Roll
    - Most Excellent
    I wish I lived in Alabama so my state was at the top of drop down menus. No other reason.
    I recently tried Trident whitening gum. That sh*t is powerful. Immediately after chewing I bought all 11 seasons of Frasier on DVD.
    Porno Pizzeria Policy
    Thirty minutes or less or you don't have to blow the delivery driver.
    Lord of the Rings in One Minute
    Gandalf: You must destroy the one ring of power.
    Frodo: How?
    Gandalf: I'll summon my eagle friend. He'll fly you over Mt. Doom and you can throw in the ring.
    Frodo: Thanks!
    They say Hillary is the candidate of beer drinkers and Obama is the candidate of wine drinkers. I like both candidates a lot. I can't remember why.
    Questions Questions Questions
    - Why do people drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
    - Why is it called luggage on an airplane, and planeage on an airlug?
    - Why is it when you fix a house it's called landscaping, but when you house a fix its land callscaping?
    Fun To Use When You Don't Need Them, Terrible To Use When You Do
    - Adderall
    - Wheelchairs
    - Guns


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  • Brain Filler

    A Brief History Of Cars Crashing Through Walls On Sitcoms

    by Jeff & Patrick May 09, 2008


    One of the defining characteristics of the traditional sitcom is the presence of three walls, which means driving a car through one of those walls is one of the most exciting things that can possibly happen. Here, collected for the first time anywhere on the Internet, are some of the most significant moments in the history of cars driving through walls on sitcoms.

    Show: Full House

    Episode: "Honey, I Broke the House" (Season 3)

    Full House was a show that relished in the kind of wacky, "big" moments that drives a studio audience f*cking nuts, weather it be Rebecca bungee jumping, Michelle buying a donkey, or Joey going on a date (with a woman). It was inevitable that one of the Tanner brood (middle child Stephanie, as it turns out), would roll through Danny's kitchen wall. Note how, shortly after the car breaks through the house, young Michelle enters and punctuates the scene with a gag-inducing adorable punchline. This, it turns out, is one of the staples of sitcom car crashes-and not surprisingly, nobody did gag-inducing adorable like the pre-adolescent Olsen twins.

    Show: Frasier

    Episode: "The Innkeepers" (Season 2 - 1995)

    You might not expect a show like NBC's Frasier stage the kind of four-wheeled mayhem featured in zanier shows like Full House and Family Matters. In part because Dr. Frasier Crane lives in a metropolitan high rise. But more significantly, shows like Frasier represent a sub-genre of more "adult-oriented" sitcoms (Friends, Seinfeld, Will and Grace, et al.) that's less likely to rely on slapstick for its laughs than the Tanners or Winslows. Then came "The Innkeepers", in which an elderly valet plows a diner's sedan through the wall of Frasier's new restaurant, proving that all the sophisticated observational humor the city can produce is no match for simple mass destruction. What worked for Urkel will work for Dr. Crane.



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