Imagined Conversations: My Brain Dreaming
by Jason Michaels April 26, 2008
Left-Side-Of-Brain: Hmm, what do you want to dream about tonight, Hank?
Right Brain: Falling off a cliff?
Left Brain: ...You always say that...
Right Brain: How about that cute girl in English? I'd like to anec her dote!
Left Brain: Not tonight, Jason's with his girlfriend.
Right Brain: Fine party-pooper, you start us off...
Left Brain: Alright. Jason, you are playing Guess Who in your living room. All your friends and family are there. You guess your opponent's character in one turn. Everyone goes nuts! Someone hands you a prize. You open it.
Right Brain: It's a big, black dildo! Then you start making out with Lindsay Lohan!
Left Brain: Huh?
Right Brain: Out of nowhere you starting falling from an airplane! Oh crap, your penis just fell off of your body!
Left Brain: God damnit! He has an exam tomorrow. He needs good sleep! Jason, you are not scared. You are not feeling panicked. Although you are falling from the sky, you are completely relaxed. You look to your right and you see a beautiful -
Right Brain: Criss Angel. He's nude and he's putting hot wax on his testicles.
Phone Convention, 2008
by Streeter and Sarah April 24, 2008(iPhone is hanging out by himself. Blackberry enters.)
Blackberry: Oh, iPhone! Hey! What's going on?
iPhone: (takes out his headphones) What?
Blackberry: Oh, I just...I said hey.
iPhone: Hey. (puts his headphones back in)
Blackberry: Sooooo. You got music on there? That's pretty chill, pretty chillax. I do email too, though, so. You don't have that on me! HA!
iPhone: (takes his headphones out) I'm sorry, were you talking?
Blackberry: Nah. Just...talking.
iPhone: Listen, I don't even want to be here.
Blackberry: Yeah I mean, pshhh, me neither.
(Verizon Chocolate enters.)
Chocolate: Yo Yo. What up, chillen?
iPhone: Hey Choc. What's crackin' baby?
Blackberry: Oh...he-hey Chocolate.
Chocolate: What's wrong, B-berry? You of all people should be cool wit me.
Blackberry: It's just a name, Chocolate.
Chocolate: And this is just a FIST! (he lunges at Blackberry, and playfully puts him in a headlock) Oh B-Bear, I'm just playing. Just like old times!
Blackberry: I'm not THAT old.
(enter Boost Mobile Phone)
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About Me
Streeter enjoys many things, not least of which is being your front page editor here at CollegeHumor. In fact, he likes it so much he decided to get paid for it and make it his career. He spends his days making sure you have enough updates and hotlinks to keep you from your work for at least two hours. Streeter also likes to write; not well, mind you, but frequently. Please, enjoy his archive.
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