Just answer the questions below to see if you'll be living the high life one day, or if you'll spend the rest of your life drinking miller high life, unable to afford a better beer!

How do you feel about hard work?
It sucks and I hate it. Hard work is for squares (0 points)
I'll do it, but you better believe I'm going to complain the whole time (1 point)
I work hard, but I also play hard (2 points)
If I don't accomplish something every single day I feel like a failure (3 points)

Do you go to a prestigious school?
It's prestigious among other community colleges (0 points)
I go to a satellite campus of a decent school (1 point)
I go to a decent school, main campus (2 points)
Ivy league, baby (3 points)

It's surprisingly easy to learn a lot about your instructors based on the messages they send you. Check it out.

We have brb, lol, and omg. Old people have these:

WAI
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Where Am I?

FFOS
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Falling For Online Scams

DYGYMTMILY
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Did You Give Your Mother The Message I Left You?

GPADYKWMFNA
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Grandma Passed Away, Do You Know Where My Fig Newtons Are?

SCFTF
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Still Can't Find Those Figs...

FTF
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Found The Figs!

FAS
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Figs Are Swell.

ITIPMP
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I Think I Pooped my Pants

IPMP
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I Pooped My Pants