CollegeHumor Updates by Streeter Seidell http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1755107 Truth In Website Logos Mon, 12 May 2008 18:00:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1755107/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Written with Amir Blumenfeld.

  KEEP READING ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Yesterday by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 124 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1755064 Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 05/05 Mon, 12 May 2008 16:30:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1755064/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Hey kids, The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is taking a break for thesummer.  This will be the last edition until September. Enjoy!The Nominees
  • A) University of PittsburghSubmitted by Michael

    Professor: Even today there is still a lot of antisemitism in Hollywood.

    The Brilliance: Wait...How can there be antisemitism in Hollywood, I thought the Jews ran it?

  • B) Auburn UniversitySubmitted by Christopher

    A girl told the professor that she had been to the Vatican...

    Professor: Did you see the Pope?

    Blondie    : No, The Pope died a couple years ago.

  KEEP READING ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Yesterday by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 35 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754734 Wanna Chat? Wed, 07 May 2008 11:00:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754734/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> WashingtonPost.com.  If you have a question swing on by and submit it.  The site live updates so you can refresh the page to see my responses to your questions.  Unfortunately, there is no live cam like we had during our all nighter so you won't be able to watch me answer the questions, but know this: even though you can't see it, I'll have a shoe on my head the whole time just for you. 
  ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Wednesday, May 7 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754586 Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 04/28 Mon, 05 May 2008 16:30:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754586/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) University of Hawaii at HiloSubmitted by Alex

    Professor: So the King then died heir-less...

    The Brilliance: So he like, suffocated?

    Professor: .... No

  • B) George Washington UniversitySubmitted by Dean

    Professor: So this week in lab everyone will be performing the 12-minute walk test to predict aerobic fitness.

    Genius: Ugh, how long is that gonna take??

  KEEP READING ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Monday, May 5 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 53 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754386 CH All Nighter Hardly Working #7: Collage Humor Fri, 02 May 2008 04:50:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754386/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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  ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Friday, May 2 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754375 CH All Nighter Hardly Working #3: Dodgeball Fri, 02 May 2008 01:51:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754375/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

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  ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Friday, May 2 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754343 Trivia Challenge Thu, 01 May 2008 21:33:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754343/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> So, we're up all night making videos but that's not all we want to do.  We also have all these shirts to give away.  And what better way to win them than with a trivia quiz.  Here's what we'll do.  If you want to be entered to win a free BustedTee, email us your phone number at CallNighter@Gmail.com and, if you're lucky, one of us will call you with a trivia question.  You'll have 30 seconds to answer and, if you're right, you'll get a free shirt.  Simple as that.
  ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Thursday, May 1 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754152 An Ode To An Unknowing Samaritan Fri, 02 May 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754152/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Have you seen a cafe?
How am I without
Internet today?

What a terrible feeling!
So helpless, so lost.
I'll do what I must
No matter the cost.

I click on my airport
And what do I see?
A long list of names,
none familiar to me.

I see strings of letters,
And cute little names.
A dozen proud owners
Staking their claims.

"Don's wifi" ones says
"JESSweb" says the next.
All password protected
By numerical hex.  KEEP READING ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Tuesday, Apr 29 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 67 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754020 Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 04/21 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:30:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1754020/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) PurdueSubmitted by Nick

    Professor: This is "Little Boy" - the bomb dropped on Hiroshima that helped end WWII.

    Blondie: How did they recover it?

  • B) University of GeorgiaSubmitted by Erik

    Professor: South Carolina was the first state to leave the Union in 1860, followed by Mississippi, Florida, Alabama....

    Honor Student: Where did the States that left the Union go?

    Professor: Nowhere... they did not literally leave.

  KEEP READING ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Monday, Apr 28 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 55 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753652 The Dinosaur Soothsayer Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:00:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753652/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Nostrasaurus: I see terrible things in your future.
Dinosaur: What?! Tell me!
Nostrasaurus: I see your skeleton assembled in a large room. There are little creatures - humans, they're called - and they're interested in your skeleton. They're all looking at it and talking about it.
Dinosaur: That's horrible! What kind of beasts would do such a thing?! It is one thing to kill for food, but to kill just to stare upon the bones of the victim? That's brutality!
Nostrasaurus: Oh no, they have not killed you. But they've found your bones buried deep in the ground, extracted them and put them on display for their whole species to observe.
Dinosaur: This...this is terrible news. Is there a way I can kill them first so I might avoid this horrible future?
Nostrasaurus: No. I'm afraid not.
Dinosaur: I...I don't know what to say. I feel so...so helpless.
Nostrasaurus: Wait...I'm getting something...oh...OH! A vision!   KEEP READING ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Tuesday, Apr 22 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 167 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753638 New Picture Contest! Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:00:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753638/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> It's almost the end of the year and you know what that means - you're really, really fat now. Why no make some money off your destroyed body? We're looking for the student who has undergone the biggest, fattest change over the course of Freshman year. All you need to do is upload a picture with both a shot of you at the beginning of the year and a shot at the end. Fattest, most depressing transformation wins money for more food!
  • $150 for 1st place
  • $100 for 2nd place
  • $50 for 3rd place
  • Depression for everyone else!
So what are you waiting for? Tear yourself away from that bacon, fried chicken skin and mayo sandwich for five minutes and show us what's become of your once-beautiful body.

Freshman 15 Contest!
  ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Tuesday, Apr 22 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753548 Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 04/14 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:30:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753548/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Southeast Missouri State UniversitySubmitted by Ben

    We were talking about how ethanol was affecting the American economy...

    • Lady Einstein: Wait, isn't there a way to, like, mass produce corn?"

  • B) Iowa State UniversitySubmitted by Jake

    Professor explaining that AIDS was first transmitted to humans through African monkeys...

    The Brilliance: Eww, who would have sex with a monkey?

  KEEP READING ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Monday, Apr 21 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 63 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753077 Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 04/07 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:30:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1753077/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Boston UniversitySubmitted by Jeff

    We were talking about what happens when a species is removed from an environment. The professor asked what would happen to the rabbit population...

    Genius: Wait! Won't all the deers eat the rabbits?

  • B) University of North Carolina at CharlotteSubmitted by Sam
My professor was talking about Kabuki theater, in which the dialogue is all Japanese.

    Professor: ...and I had to guess what the play was about through their movements, because I couldn't understand the dialogue.

    Theatre Buff: Why couldn't you understand the dialogue, were you too far away and couldn't hear it?

  KEEP READING ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Monday, Apr 14 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 87 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752773 Internal Debate Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:00:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752773/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?

Monitor: No prob, boss.

Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?

Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.

Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?

Mouse: Of course.

Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.

Monitor: Oh God, here we go.

Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?

Printer: No.

Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.

Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...

Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.

Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!   KEEP READING ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Wednesday, Apr 9 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1924 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752632 Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 04/07 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:30:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752632/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Scottsdale Community CollegeSubmitted by Jeremy

    Professor: This scene is from the movie "This is Spinal Tap", A parody on Rock n' Roll in the eighties.

    The Brilliance: Spinal Tap wasn't actually in that movie though, right?

    Professor: Spinal Tap isn't a real band...

  • B) Pennsylvania State UniversitySubmitted by Rachel

    Professor was asking what the early ways of food preservation were...

    Student: Drying food.

    Professor: Yeah, that's a good one, what else?

    Genius: Feasting...so you could just preserve the food as fat on your body?

    Professor: ...I was thinking salting.

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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) University of New HampshireSubmitted by Nick

    In our spanish class we were learning adjectives so the teacher gave us a list of celebrities and we had to assign them adjectives...

    Professor: How about Brad Pitt?

    Cheerleader: Guapo y Caliente!

    Professor: Good, now how about Condoleezza Rice?

    Cheerleader: Who's Condoleezza Rice?

    Professor: The Secretary of State...

    Cheerleader: Who the heck knows who the secretary of state is anyway?

  • B) Drake UniversitySubmitted by Dan

    Professor: So what are some environmental factors in a child's development?

    The Brilliance: Climate?

    Prof: Well, yes, I suppose that could have a minor effect.

    The Brilliance Jr.: Landscape?

    Prof: ...

  KEEP READING ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Monday, Mar 31 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 63 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752156 Anybody Want $500? Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:30:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752156/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Singstar, liked the idea so much they want to do something similar and give you guys even more money. $500 to be exact. That's, like, $852 in 90's money.

All you need to do is go to CollegeHumor.com/Singstar and upload your 90's photo. It can be anything 90's, too: ridiculous clothes, a Crossfire game, you with braces, whatever. As long as it's from the 90's and funny, you could win an easy $500. Second place gets a SNES, which is almost as cool.


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Art by Intern Paul
  ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Friday, Mar 28 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751727 Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 03/17 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:00:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751727/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Pasadena City CollegeSubmitted by Preston

    Professor shows a picture of a man sitting on a high throne with two servant boys kneeling before him...

    Professor: ...and here, you'll see a picture of the Pope.

    The Brilliance: Which one's the Pope?

  • B) Framingham StateSubmitted by Jason

    The professor was talking about older films and the use of black face...

    Lady Einstein 1: What's black face?

    Lady Einstein 2 (after explanation): What was the purpose of it?

  KEEP READING ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Monday, Mar 24 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 56 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751571 The Morning After Top Chef: Animal Cruelty Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751571/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
I haunt your dreams
We launch into our second episode with a pretty meh quickfire challenge. The herd is taken to a market in Chicago and given half an hour to shop for ingredients to make an entr? But here's the catch...they can only use FIVE INGREDIENTS! How will they ever do it?! I must be a world class chef because I make every meal with less than five ingredients. But hey, if Taco Bell can do it, so can our Top Cheffers.

Spike, the scruffy 27-year-old who looks like the guy your girlfriend slept with once in college and who you hate to this day, has a hissy fit over some shitty steak he bought. Other than that the quickfire was pretty tame. Wylie Dufresne, the father of molecular gastronomy (cooking with science), is the guest judge and awards top honors to Mark, the quirky New Zealander.  KEEP READING ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Thursday, Mar 20 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751434 Happy Day After St. Patrick's Day Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:40:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751434/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> our fine handiwork here. And now, with pounding heads and bloodshot eyes, we return to our regularly scheduled programming.
  ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Tuesday, Mar 18 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751392 VOTE! Sat, 17 Mar 2007 16:00:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751392/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> #1


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  ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Monday, Mar 17 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751384 Happy St. Patty's Day Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751384/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Also, if you want to say hi, you can IM Intern Casey at chstpatricksday. Be careful though, we'll (maybe) post the best IMs from the day later so don't say anything you don't want shown to the world.

  ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Monday, Mar 17 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 19 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751273 You've Got Pics, We've Got Beads Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:30:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751273/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> And by beads, we mean money, of course. We want to see your craziest, funniest, most ridiculous, most surreal Spring Break pictures. All you ave to do is upload them Here and enter them into the SPRING BREAK!!!!1!! picture contest. We have three prize amounts:


  • SPRING BREAK!!!!!1! $150
  • SPRING BREAK!!! $100
  • SPRING BREAK! $50
So what are you waiting for? You're going to tell everyone your Spring Break was "F*cking insane" anyway, now you'll be able to back that up with a picture on CH and some cash. Here are a few past Spring Break pictures to give you some inspiration.

  KEEP READING ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Friday, Mar 14 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751212 The Morning After Top Chef: Fresh Meat Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1751212/ts:33 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Sorry this is so long, there is a lot to cover in the season premiere.

After what seemed like a two week hiatus, a new season of Top Chef is upon us. This season the crew heads to Chicago, a city famous for ridiculous hot dogs, artery destroying steaks and monstrously fat people. My kind of town. We begin, as do all season, by meeting our chefs.

Come back to me, Casey!
Immediately, I was disappointed to not see a Casey-level woman in the cast. I realize that Bravo takes enormous pride in not making this show about sex, fighting and the other bullshit on which most reality shows focus, but c'mon, you can't give me a beauty like Casey one season and nothing the next. That sounds cruel but, well, I'm a heterosexual guy watching a channel mostly given over to female and gay programming; throw me a bone, Bravo, and not in that way.

The noobs all meet at Uno Pizzeria, a restaurant with such consistently shitty service that I've vowed never to step foot in one again so long as I live (once, my waiter tried to convince me that pesto came on all their pizzas and that he had to make each pie himself). I would make an exception to visit the original though which happens to be where the Top Cheffers were currently slamming down slices. In that hallowed setting we meet our contestants, or 'cheftestants' as some douchebag marketing manager at Bravo decided to call them.   KEEP READING ]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Thursday, Mar 13 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239/ts:33">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr />