CollegeHumor: User 239's Articles http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794625 3 Easy Ways to Slim Down in College Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794625 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Just because you're big, doesn't mean you have to stay that way.  Just follow these three easy steps and you'll be trim as a Freshman in no time!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-19 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 262 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794569 Employee Manuals...Probably Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794569 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that's how they must have been trained. Here, without naming names, are these companies' employee manuals...probably.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-30 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 36 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794567 Employee Manuals...Probably Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794567 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that's how they must have been trained.  Here, without naming names, are these companies' employee manuals...probably.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-18 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 504 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794409 Drunk-O-Vision IX Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794409 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Sober :: Drunk

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-13 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 747 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793986 The Coolest Rollerblade Trick Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793986 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Get the most out of your blades in 3 easy steps!

Step 1!
As strange as it seems, the first step is removing your rollerblades.  Wacky, I know, but trust me!
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-12 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 161 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793838 Meet Our New Video Series, Crucial Man Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:03:18 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793838 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Anyway, we decided to make something a little different for you older gentlemen who are still nice enough to visit us every day.  Crucial Man is meant to instruct you in all the things you never learned because you were too busy watching Internet videos, like how to shave or how to throw a devastating punch.  So join our host Jon Gabrus as he attempts to become a man...a real one who knows how to use tools and make martinis and all that.  Like your grandfather. 

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 28 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793639 I'm Sick of These Attack Ads Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:11:32 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793639 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I have been a devout AT&T customer for more than two years now and I am sick of these "attack ads" portraying the AT&T 3G network as anything but robust and reliable. In my experience, AT&T delivers crystal clear communications over an extremely wide area. My AT&T 3G works just as well in New York as it does in South Dakota, and that's important to me.

Regardless of what Verizon claims, the AT&T 3G network, which, I'll remind you, was the FIRST 3G network, is perfectly fine. You're not going to get better with Sprint, T-Mobile or Verizon, so why even consider switching. Plus, AT&T was the only company willing to join with Apple to release the iPhone. I don't need to tell you that the cellular landscape is a whole lot better thanks to them.

So forget the claims by Verizon and other competitors. The AT&T 3G network is robust, far-reaching and reliable. Take it from me, I've been a satisfied AT&T customer for two years now and I'm never going back. Never!
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793474 A Man Ahead of His Time Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793474 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Tag team idea with Pat Cassels
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-02 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 16 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1791946 Tonight, Tonight! Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1791946 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Pranked with Amir and I at 10:30/9:30c on MTV. 

If you live in New York, come see CH Live at the UCB Theatre (26th and 8th) at 9:30.  Reservations are sold out but if you show up at 9 and hop on the standby line you should get in.  Tonight's show is hosted by Jeff and I with performances by Kumail Nanjiani, Freestyle Love Supreme (aka The Rapping Interns) and a live Hardly Working.  Hope to see you there. 

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-24 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790513 The Invention of Lying Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790513 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Do you ever have one of those days where things are just going right?  One of those days where you wake up early, jump in an idling towncar to be driven to the Delta shuttle to Boston, land at Logan, hop in a van, get out at a film set, interview Jennifer Garner, Ricky Gervais and Rob Lowe, jump back in a van, go to Logan and fly back to New York?  No? Well, one day last year Warner Brother's somehow got ahold of my name and invited me up to the set of The Invention of Lying, due out on October 2nd.  

I had never been to a film set before, let alone a set run by my comedy hero (sorry, Jennifer, I'm speaking about Ricky Gervais).  The Invention of Lying, at that point called This Side of the Truth, was a bit of a mystery.  I had heard rumblings online about this film, written, directed and starring Gervais (also written and directed by Matthew Robinson, who I'll get to later).  A quick peek at IMDB before I left sent shivers down my spine.  Listed in the cast (in addition to Lowe, Garner and Gervais): Tina Fey, Jonah Hill, Jeffery Tambor, Jason Bateman, Louis C.K., John Hodgman, Patrick Stewart, Martin Starr and Christopher Guest.  I didn't know who would be on set that day but odds were that whoever it was would be A) very famous, B) extremely funny and C) super intimidating.  

I am not a journalist but luckily Edward Douglas, of ComingSoon.net, was there with me to ask all the important questions and teach me how to behave on set.  However, the moment we stepped foot on location - a ritzy private school in Lowell, Massachusetts where George W. Bush had been "educated" - things were a little different.  I had expected to be kept in some sort of holding area and instructed to go speak to certain people at certain times.  Instead, and possibly because it was just Edward and me, we were told by the publicist to "grab whoever" for interviews "whenever you want."  Talking to Jennifer Garner is intimidating enough in a sterile, controlled environment, but just strolling up unannounced and sticking a tape recorder in her face was something altogether different. 
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Sober   :::   Drunk

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-28 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1108 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788875 Live In Miami? Like Movies? Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:10:05 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788875 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Paper Heart," in Miami August 13th at 8PM.  Do you want to go?  The first ten people to email hoorayfreemovies@gmail.com will get tickets.  But wait, what's the catch?  THERE IS NO CATCH!  Just email, let us know you want to go and that's it. 

In addition to Miami, Gen Art is also doing screenings and parties in New York, Chicago and San Francisco. If you want to purchase tickets to any of them, check out GenArt.com

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-15 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 57 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1778175 The CollegeHumor Weekly Round-Up Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:59:58 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1778175 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> For too long we've heard the same thing again and again: "I love CollegeHumor but can't I just get it in my email? And also Streeter is in very good shape," you scream at us.  Well, we've listened to your pleas and updated our newsletter to better serve your needs. 

"But where can I sign up for the newsletter? And Streeter has a strong jawline!" you shriek.  Calm down, dear user.  You can sign up for the CH newsletter Right Here!

"But what will it contain? And my girlfiend is strangely attracted to Streeter! What can I do?" you howl at us.  Well, the new newsletter contains the best pictures, videos, articles and Cute College Girls, all hand-picked by a computer.  And your girlfriend wants what she wants, dude.  Sorry. 

So sign up today and remember, it's not spam if it's coming from us!
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1777917 Paul McCartney Checks His Email Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1777917 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-06-17 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 38 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776397 Picking Up A Signal Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776397 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Laptop: Hi...hey, would you mind if I...

LANoftheLost: Password?  

Laptop: Um..."L.A.N.o.f.t.h.e.L.o.s.t"?

LANoftheLost: Are you serious?  How stupid do you think I am?

Laptop: It was worth a shot.

LANoftheLost: Beat it, creep.

Laptop: How about you?

RonsAptWifi: Password?

Laptop: No, sorry, I don't have any passwords right now but if you...

RonsAptWifi: Get out of my face, cheapskate. 

Laptop: OK...sorry to bother you. 

Linksys: Hey there.  You look like you could use a friend.  Could you use a friend, baby?

Laptop: I don't have any passwords, OK?

Linksys: With me, sugar, you don't need one. 

Laptop: OK...how much?

Linksys: Baby, this don't cost no money.  I'm priceless, sugar. 

Laptop: How do I know you're for real?

Linksys: Baby, just ask around.  I've been with half the laptops on this block.  I'm wide open, honey. 

Laptop:  I like what I'm hearing. 
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-06-01 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 527 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1775761 Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 05/18 Thu, 14 May 2009 16:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1775761 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Raritan Valley Community CollegeSubmitted by Luis

    Professor:...and remember that your PowerPoint presentation must be ready by next Monday.
    Blondie: So what program do you use to make a PowerPoint presentation?

  • B) CSU SacramentoSubmitted by Ellison

    We were talking about comets and asteroids...

    Genius: So, did Pluto just become an asteroid or something?

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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Indiana University, Bloomington Submitted by Jen

    Professor: Albert Einstein was the one who wrote that letter telling Roosevelt to develop the atomic bomb.

    Genius: Oh, wasn't he the light bulb guy?

  • B) Iowa State Submitted by Xian

    Speaking about rice shortages in third world countries...

    Professor: People whose diet consisted of rice and beans have been impacted by the rationing of rice.

    Mastermind: Wait... If they couldn't eat rice or beans why didn't they just eat something else?

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-05-07 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 93 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774902 Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 05/04 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774902 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Henderson StateSubmitted by Blake

    Professor: The Color Purple was adapted in 1985 as a film and in 2005 as a musical.
    Genius: Is that the one where Oprah played the black woman?

  • B) Auburn UniversitySubmitted by Maxwell

    Directed towards the librarian at the service desk...
    Einstein: Are the books here in any particular order?

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-04-30 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 62 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774593 CH Live: NYC - Tonight! Thu, 23 Apr 2009 09:19:31 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774593 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Tickets are sold out, BUT almost everybody on the standby line always gets in.  If you show up at 9 and jump in the standby line, there is a 99% chance you'll get in.  If you don't, Jeff Rubin has offered to buy you a McFlurry with his own money.  Just remember, tonight, 9 PM, UCB Theatre at 26th and 8th, McFlurry. 

And hey, if you're kicking yourself for not having tickets, you can go get to the UCB website and reserve tickets for next month's show!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 5 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />