He's got the better position, but we've got the better view.

Alice Cooper would be proud

Remember, Louisiana is only #49 in literacy. Mississippi is #50.

Louisiana Essentials

Annebriation control just in time for Football Season!

Sobriety is Underrated

Especially when the designated driver becomes "That Guy"

Is that what I think it is?

Because when you buy an Harley Shirt in Rural Louisiana, you get the Flaming Cross for free...

The more you Drink, the Bigger it Looks.

Apparently, having it double as a pour spout wasn't an option...

"That Guy....Superstar"

Thanks for ruining the perfectly good picture Tom!

Zoolander?

Bobby does "Blue Steel" and everyone starts getting jealous!

Only Mardi Gras

During the parades, we like to get everything out in the open!

That Guy again

I think he's having a seizure...

This is why they call it the Big Easy.

Bottles of Wine - 6 My Brother Nate - 0 We left the trashcan out on the front of the bar overnight, my boss said the neighbors of the bar complained of the stench the next day...wow.

Lance isn't only for your pants anymore!

Women hide amazing things in their bra's nowadays. Little Brady here managed to bring a snack with her to the bar...just in case. I saw it and, being my inquisitive nature as a bouncer, created my own little kodak moment. What won't girls put in their bra's anymore?

Another satisfied costomer!

At TJ Quills in New Orleans, I see alot of passed out people in front of the bar. This guy in particular stood out. This freshman got so wasted that at about Eleven in the evening, he passed out in front of the bar. However, he continued to lay there until approximately 6 in the morning when the bar staff was leaving. He was out cold...literally.

The Skunnel

I don't know how many bars actually have an "in-bar beer funnel" but here in New Orleans, we at TJ Quills have the Skunnel! And what the doorman wants, the doorman gets!