CollegeHumor Updates by Mike Giles

A Quick Undeniable Situation

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Finding a small hair in your mouth after shaving your pubes.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2407/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Wednesday, Aug 8 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2407/ts:33">Mike Giles</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:28/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738060/ts:33">Be the first!</a> </p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr />

College Life vs. Real Life

Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> College: Saturday 8:00 pm

Frat Guy 1 "Dude, do you realize how close we are?" *throws beer can into massive pile
Frat Guy 2 "When that god damn FUCKING pile touches the ceiling, we will be royalty!!" *slams beer and throws at pile
Frat Guy 3 *Out of breath from chugging* "It's going to be the FUCKING AGRO CRAG OF NATTY!!" *burps
Frat Guy 1 "We.DRINK!.So.FUCKING!.Much."
Frat Guy 2 "Dude (*burps while still talking) we have to be the drunkest frat ever"

*group high five

Real Life: Saturday 8:00 pm

Dad *finishes beer and throws can into a moldy pile in the corner
Son "I hate you dad."
Dad "Psh (*burps) I hate your mother for not keeping my mini fridge full of brew."
Son "I'm going to take this pile of cans to the recycling center."
Dad *mid chug stands up sloppily and outraged wearing wife beater
Dad "DON'T TOUCH THAT FUCKING PILE!! I'm saving the tabs and getting a keg of Natty. Then I'm having a FUCKING pong tourny!!"
Son "Give it a rest your 56 years old, your old."
Dad "That'll be the FUCKING day!" *squeezes into old frat t-shirt and turns on a girls gone wild

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2407/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Monday, Jun 18 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2407/ts:33">Mike Giles</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:28/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 0 likes so far. <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734233/ts:33">Be the first!</a> </p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr />

College Life vs. Real Life

Wed, 30 May 2007 10:00:00 EST

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Monday 8:00 AM

Frat Guy 1 "Dude, I am going to start drinking the second I wake up! Ready...Set...GO!" *Starts chugging vodka*
Frat Guy 2 "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE THE KING!"
Frat Guy 3 *Out of breath* "Whatever loser, I'm gonna drink in my sleep!"
Frat Guy 1 "SPRING BREAK!"

Real Life: Monday 8:00 AM

Dad *Slurred* "You think you can be all like 'drive me to school' whenever you want? It's always me, me, me and waah, waah, waah and 'you promised you wouldn't drink anymore daddy' with you. Well, guess what! You're not my mom, And you can't tell me what to do! I'm gonna drink until you leave me alone, how bout them apples?"
Son: *Crying*

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2407/ts:33"><img src=""></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written Wednesday, May 23 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2407/ts:33">Mike Giles</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:28/ts:33"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 25 likes</p> .</td> </tr> </table> <hr />