I was kinda referring to the two comments above yours, ghost. When people can be witty, sure its's funny, but they use the same tired old lines every time. I don't need anyone to conform, but if everyone else is bitching for no real reason, I feel free to do the same damn thing. But, I will accept the title of Comment King... it has a nice ring to it
I was kinda referring to the two comments above yours, ghost. When people can be witty, sure its's funny, but they use the same tired old lines every time. I don't need anyone to conform, but if everyone else is bitching for no real reason, I feel free to do the same damn thing. But, I will accept the title of Comment King... it has a nice ring to it
Dead on. Especially about the shit-stains that feel the need to talk trash about every girl that is in a picture, no matter what the fucking picture is about.
Uh... as a philosphy major I'm gonna say that if you ever just claim something to be your "opinion" you will have your argument discredited immediately. Not to mention the fact that half of it is fucking math. you're lame as fuck
"I think a lot of people would disagree with you"
=
'A lot of people agree with those who disagree with you' (hint hint... you there, Jon-boy) Yes I'm aware you never made a concrete statement either, except Tim never claimed religion was good or bad, just signifigant. You gave his opinion for him.
Uh... as a philosphy major I'm gonna say that if you ever just claim something to be your "opinion" you will have your argument discredited immediately. Not to mention the fact that half of it is fucking math. you're lame as fuck
"I think a lot of people would disagree with you"
=
'A lot of people agree with those who disagree with you' (hint hint... you there, Jon-boy) Yes I'm aware you never made a concrete statement either, except Tim never claimed religion was good or bad, just signifigant. You gave his opinion for him.
I'm a phil major, and my day involves much much more binge drinking, and I've never turned down weed in my life. Plus, poetry tends to make me want to break things. I do use a hat to skip showers sometimes though...
There are so so so many awesome songs. My only problem with paradise city is that it makes me think of this awful fucking strip club in west virginia by the same name. It's a fucking BYOB club, and if thats not enough to scare you: dirty naked fat women with no teeth named "strawrburry" come and molest you.
Not to really defend someone with no sense of humor, but she is right that males do have monthly hormone fluxuations that can be compared to PMS. Likewise, not all girls actually suffer from PMS every time they get their period.
On that note, I prefer a fresh baked pie to cookies.
The guy who mows the lawns outside my apartment building told us the same thing. He told us that now all us young guys were "slaves to the pussy" and that the only way to keep a bitch quiet was to keep her pregnant. He is also a high school history teacher... yay virginia
Not to really defend someone with no sense of humor, but she is right that males do have monthly hormone fluxuations that can be compared to PMS. Likewise, not all girls actually suffer from PMS every time they get their period.
On that note, I prefer a fresh baked pie to cookies.
The guy who mows the lawns outside my apartment building told us the same thing. He told us that now all us young guys were "slaves to the pussy" and that the only way to keep a bitch quiet was to keep her pregnant. He is also a high school history teacher... yay virginia
A girl around here would run over your dumbass before she even noticed you. Then she would make her boyfriend clean the blood off the sorority stickers all over her SUV
Meet Peter Mayhew, the man inside the Chewbacca suit.
Boz February 12, 2007
you mean michael berg? daniel stern is the actor from such fine films as bushwacked and home alone"List of the fines acquired by my friend's hallmates at Bradley over the past semester."
Ben February 09, 2007
that girl kelly schooled everyoneKappa Sigma
Main House Rocks
Ben February 09, 2007
they are brah's man, let love live"Left a little present for our roommate"
Ben February 01, 2007
whats in that bag?This portrait is made entirely of soda cans and too much time.
Jensen January 20, 2007
Virgin state my ass. I definately enjoy trips to longwoodThis should keep those damn kids out of the backyard.
Buckner January 17, 2007
fuck no, thats where he put the trip wires and mines, its all a trick"I covered my nipple so it was still PG."
crab420 December 29, 2006
I absolutely would"How to get a 5th into a football game."
Brandy December 22, 2006
Fuck that, I think you're awesome.."During the holidays, remember to wrap it up."
beaner December 22, 2006
Here is the other pic of her, in case it helps for the contest:http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1731686/context/user:108949
"When you walked up to it, the baby started peeing. When you walked away, it stopped. I drank it"
Ben December 16, 2006
maybe its to help out guys with public-peeing anxietyJust tuck it into the waist band before she looks down.
Ben December 16, 2006
probably his leg, but either way, one of those perfect timing moments for the pictureIt's a very intense high school rivalry.
Evan Lipton December 15, 2006
nice workBeer balls are disposable kegs that contain about fifty five beers. For some stupid reason, they're illegal at most colleges. It's a shame because everyone wants to be as cool as this kid.
Taylor Smith December 09, 2006
That looks amazing"I passed out with one shoe off, does that count for anything?" No.
Bob K December 08, 2006
Will you pricks quit bitching about pics you don't think are funny? Just shut up and click on to the next one, or stop coming to the fucking site.Bob K December 08, 2006
I was kinda referring to the two comments above yours, ghost. When people can be witty, sure its's funny, but they use the same tired old lines every time. I don't need anyone to conform, but if everyone else is bitching for no real reason, I feel free to do the same damn thing. But, I will accept the title of Comment King... it has a nice ring to it"I passed out with one shoe off, does that count for anything?" No.
Bob K December 08, 2006
Will you pricks quit bitching about pics you don't think are funny? Just shut up and click on to the next one, or stop coming to the fucking site.Bob K December 08, 2006
I was kinda referring to the two comments above yours, ghost. When people can be witty, sure its's funny, but they use the same tired old lines every time. I don't need anyone to conform, but if everyone else is bitching for no real reason, I feel free to do the same damn thing. But, I will accept the title of Comment King... it has a nice ring to itPerfect - it fits!
Bob December 07, 2006
I personally think Ryan is definately hot enough to be worth a couple awkward conversationsMore scenes from Colorado University on 4/20.
Ben December 07, 2006
That should be the caption to this picture.The real question is whose lucky arm is that around red-head-on-the-right?
jase December 07, 2006
damn, didn't want to postStreet Fighter Live
The audience is flipping out because Ken has to block each one of Chun Li's kicks individually and with perfect timing. Also, they've each had a 12-pack of Mountain Dew and someone thought they saw a girl.
Ben December 05, 2006
I wouldn't rip you one for knowing all that, only for the fact that you spell cool "kool"Bottle Music
Things got ugly when he started taking requests.
Ben December 05, 2006
That was fuckin awesomeIs it Time to Go to the Health Center?
by Kevin Corrigan October 18, 2007Ben October 18, 2007
You can be too sick to go drinking?!?A Profound Debate with Muldoon from "Jurassic Park"
by Vincent J Pussybody February 01, 2007Ben February 03, 2007
actually all his arguments are fucked one way or another, even his MT proofMuldoon clearly wins
Male Anatomy for the Simple Mind: A Response to Alice
by Justin January 17, 2007Ben January 19, 2007
why is a HJ more expensive than a BJ?Awkward Holiday Conversations: Your Girlfriend's Dad
by Jake Hurwitz December 21, 2006Ben December 27, 2006
My ex's dad told me that if I ever pissed him off, he would nail my nuts to the floor of a barn, give me a rusty knife and set the barn on fire.Douche Bag Posters
by Mike December 15, 2006Ben December 27, 2006
Dead on. Especially about the shit-stains that feel the need to talk trash about every girl that is in a picture, no matter what the fucking picture is about.CollegeHumor Comments On A Famous Painting
by Jesse Gold December 21, 2006Ben December 22, 2006
You forgot to put in someone bitching about how it isn't funnyHigh School Accomplishments That Deserve A Jostens Ring
by Streeter Seidell December 20, 2006Ben December 22, 2006
descendant? He's still aliveGerman Toy Catalog
by Matt Loker December 19, 2006Ben December 20, 2006
Well, someone had to invade someone for you to be born in the first place...Unfair Questions
by Brian Paulsen December 12, 2006Ben December 13, 2006
Uh... as a philosphy major I'm gonna say that if you ever just claim something to be your "opinion" you will have your argument discredited immediately. Not to mention the fact that half of it is fucking math. you're lame as fuckBen December 13, 2006
"I think a lot of people would disagree with you"=
'A lot of people agree with those who disagree with you' (hint hint... you there, Jon-boy) Yes I'm aware you never made a concrete statement either, except Tim never claimed religion was good or bad, just signifigant. You gave his opinion for him.
Unfair Questions
by Brian Paulsen December 12, 2006Ben December 13, 2006
Uh... as a philosphy major I'm gonna say that if you ever just claim something to be your "opinion" you will have your argument discredited immediately. Not to mention the fact that half of it is fucking math. you're lame as fuckBen December 13, 2006
"I think a lot of people would disagree with you"=
'A lot of people agree with those who disagree with you' (hint hint... you there, Jon-boy) Yes I'm aware you never made a concrete statement either, except Tim never claimed religion was good or bad, just signifigant. You gave his opinion for him.
The Weekly WYR
by Streeter Seidell December 08, 2006Ben December 08, 2006
Vegetarian farts? WTF?Beer Girl or Liquor Girl: A Comparison
by Jason Rager December 05, 2006Ben December 07, 2006
Coming from a school with a severe drinking problem, and a fantastic guy:girl ratio... this is pretty damn accurateThe Facebook Mini-Feed of Rene Descartes
by Patrick Cassels December 05, 2006Ben December 06, 2006
Yeah, I'm actually suprised at what a good job Patrick did. I would have had CS Peirce instead of Locke, but I'm still impressed.A Day in the Life of: The Philosophy Major (with a Minor in Religious Studies)
by Rob Heineman December 01, 2006Ben December 04, 2006
I'm a phil major, and my day involves much much more binge drinking, and I've never turned down weed in my life. Plus, poetry tends to make me want to break things. I do use a hat to skip showers sometimes though...Top 5 Drunken Sing-A-Longs
by Steve Horvath November 28, 2006Ben November 29, 2006
There are so so so many awesome songs. My only problem with paradise city is that it makes me think of this awful fucking strip club in west virginia by the same name. It's a fucking BYOB club, and if thats not enough to scare you: dirty naked fat women with no teeth named "strawrburry" come and molest you.Suggested Intangible Purchases
by ND09 November 03, 2006Ben November 18, 2006
I like em with mashed potatoesOne For The Ladies!
by Amir Blumenfeld November 17, 2006Ben November 17, 2006
Not to really defend someone with no sense of humor, but she is right that males do have monthly hormone fluxuations that can be compared to PMS. Likewise, not all girls actually suffer from PMS every time they get their period.On that note, I prefer a fresh baked pie to cookies.
Ben November 17, 2006
The guy who mows the lawns outside my apartment building told us the same thing. He told us that now all us young guys were "slaves to the pussy" and that the only way to keep a bitch quiet was to keep her pregnant. He is also a high school history teacher... yay virginiaOne For The Ladies!
by Amir Blumenfeld November 17, 2006Ben November 17, 2006
Not to really defend someone with no sense of humor, but she is right that males do have monthly hormone fluxuations that can be compared to PMS. Likewise, not all girls actually suffer from PMS every time they get their period.On that note, I prefer a fresh baked pie to cookies.
Ben November 17, 2006
The guy who mows the lawns outside my apartment building told us the same thing. He told us that now all us young guys were "slaves to the pussy" and that the only way to keep a bitch quiet was to keep her pregnant. He is also a high school history teacher... yay virginiaJake Explains It All
by Jake Hurwitz November 13, 2006Ben November 14, 2006
A girl around here would run over your dumbass before she even noticed you. Then she would make her boyfriend clean the blood off the sorority stickers all over her SUVSame Words, Different Meanings
by Streeter Seidell October 30, 2006Ben November 01, 2006
He can still write better than you