evanski, u have bested me once again. u win. i apologize for spending so much time on here. Also I apologize that my lack of a social life has offended you so harshly. hopefully somewhere in your deep, loving heart you can find forgiveness for my sins.
that shit was so funny!!! funnier than the first 23 wet t shirt contest jokes. Seriously, i just pissed my pants. Man, keep up the good work young man, and keep those original thoughts flowing.
I was going to make fun of this post, but then i read your reply. the "did you think of that all by your self" joke went out with yo momma jokes. stop being unfunny.
Mike thought an epilepsy joke would be original but the previous 8 epilepsy jokes would make all of his efforts tragically fruitless. do your homework.
Unbelievable! Not only were u able to write two terrible posts back to back, but you also were able to use jokes that were already made. fantastic effort.
umm... so many things wrong with this. A parkinsons joke has already been made. Giving Repecting is as far from an English phrase as possible. And even if this was the first parkinsons referrence and even if you could speak english, it still would not have been funny. total and utter failure.
he al switching the phrase "put a halt to" with "was brought to a halt" isn't going to get you a win. maybe one more variation of your robot joke will do the trick.
is it me, or does this remind anyone of igor gorny? "lead him be believe" and "liquid to dose himself with." mastering the english language has escaped yet another collegehumor fan.
igor, i need to know. What gave you the impression that people wanted to read more of your articles? Was it the hundreds of people that made fun of your last 2 articles? Or was it all the people making fun of you on facebook about your last 2 articles? I can't figure it out. You don't understand the concept of humor. How have you not gotten this yet? Also, just to make sure I make a direct comment on this article. You even screwed up the first point. You're trying to figure out how to make soccer popular. So you ask, what makes other sports like football and SOCCER popular. That's just a simple case of you being a fucking idiot. You know whats worse, you can't even make a good comeback to anyone who makes fun of you. At least make an attempt at a zinger or a burn. Or you could try to explain to these fine people, why you think its funny, because the logic there has clearly gone right over our heads. Take the advice of your audience, if you can call it that, and stop posting on this website. The only reason people are reading your articles now is to see if you can actually post something worse than your past two articles, and I'm gonna say you've come pretty close with this pathetic attempt. It was nice chatting with you and I hope to read your obituary soon.
so after i read this, i went and made fun of him on facebook. this is two of his replies. notice again his spelling and grammar, while making fun of mine.
igor: well "watching porn" isn't going to help you get hire and some rocks can be smoked...
igor: btw ot's "wit" not "witt"...and a capital "I" not"i"...so apprantly you ahve no right to be on CH as well...
that is an embarrassment to collegehumor. what a joke. these are the kinds of people that should be made fun of in articles, not people who write drunken messages in political groups. who the fuck cares about facebook political groups except faggot freshman at bu named igor?