He still placed third in the Heinz Baked Beans 10 k.

This was just a solo photo before all these other kids got stuck in his orbit.

Yankee Bleacher Roll Call

"And here's a routine grounder to A-Rod, oh no! He was looking the other way, momentarily distracted!"

Funny Valedictorian Speech

This speech made him the most popular kid in school, for the two weeks before graduation.

Kid So Lonely

Cheer up kid, she probably has cooties anyway.

"Luckily I got a picture because we were all to drunk to be sure if it was us or the booze that saw it."

BOOOOOBIES!!!

Nice window treatments

At least they spelled "I" right.

Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint Call

A day later, Jimmy Dean personally sent a letter of apology.

Case D'Ice isn't actually a restaurant and lounge. It's just a sign business.

He was voted Most Likely To Show Off His Yearbook Picture Forever.

Rufio

"Upon entering the party and holding up his sword, he let out a 'Bangerangggg!' The rest of the party followed with "RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Dr. Zoidberg

Wooo wooo woo woo wooo.

A true underdog costume.

Prank War: The Yankee Prankee

Amir ambushes Streeter and his girlfriend at a Yankee Game by having Streeter unknowingly propose to her via JumboTron.

"Since we already have everything covered in the bedroom, I made a different bet with my girlfriend. If this gets 1000 Likes, she will be forced to play Halo 3 when it comes out."

"This table has two games going on at once with sunken cup holes, two twenty inch flat screens, two beer taps supplied by the keggerator under the table, and a built in stereo system."

The deer community is up in arms that he isn't being charged with rape.

We're #1! We're #1!

Minesweeper Record

Minesweeper enthusiasts play on Minesweeper Clone, a program designed to track and authenticate high scores. That's right, I said "minesweeper enthusiasts."