Tricia: Oh my god, Kara, take a look at Henry Popper over there laying on the bench.
Kara: Wow. Look at that healthy, full gut. He must be like, totally well fed and wealthy.
Tricia: Seriously. He must get to eat rich, dairy-based foods and meats, like, all the time.
Kara: Compared to Biff Ryland over there playing Frisbee, all sinewy and shirtless.
Tricia: Effing gross. Look at those abs and well-defined delts. Uhh, can you spell "field laborer?"
Kara: Haha, you're such a bitch, Tricia.
Tricia: It's true! Ew, and that bronze tan? Girl I want a man that owns the land, NOT works on it.
Kara: Ew, Biff even has that "cut V" thing going on near his crotch.
Tricia: Sheesh, why doesn't he just wear a sign that says, "I don't get to eat figgy pudding with gravy very often."
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