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Things look a little different when you're drunk...

With the holidays approaching, what do you get the Always Sunny fan who has everything? Here are a few ideas inspired by some of our favorite episodes. Mom, I hope you're reading.

1) Greenman Suit
Inspired by: America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest (also, The Gang Gets Invincible)
The ultimate gift for an Always Sunny Fan. Be prepared to see more of your friend's crotch than you ever hoped to see.

2) Fight Club
Inspired by: Hundred Dollar Baby
The movie that inspired the episode that inspired this gift idea. Phewf.

3) Poker Chip Set
Inspired by: Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody
Give your friend the tools he needs to set up his own Vietnamese gambling ring in the basement. Just make sure those tools don't include guns.

4) Lifesize Cutouts of Sinbad and Rob Thomas
Inspired by: Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life
Your friend will probably hate you for this a few months down the road, but for now, you are the king of giving presents.

5) Magnet
Inspired by: The Waitress Is Getting Married
Magnets, the ultimate hobby. For bonus points, boil a steak in honey and milk.

Tired of your old Photoshop filters? Adobe just released five new ones to make your life even better (or at least seem that way).

Roll over each image to see the new filters in action.

These creepy screencaps were sent to me by Leslie. Send in your own and we'll pay you $150 if we use it.  See the end of the article for details.  In the meantime, enjoy the world's worst Facebook flirter.

Signing up for a club this semester? Make sure you know what you're really joining. Roll-over these Club Fair posters to see what's really going on.

 

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I have a younger friend who dates a Psychology TA at her school, and she sent me this amazing exchange he had with a student last semester. 

Anakin: All I'm saying is that if we were allowed to marry women, Yoda would stop making awkward passes at us.

Obi-Wan: Can't argue with you there.

Anakin: And another thing-

Obi-Wan: Whoa, whoa. Is that a new saber in your holster?

Anakin: ...What? Haha, no way man. Same old one I've always had.

Obi-Wan: Nope. The handle's totally different. Let me see! Let me see!

*Anakin resists, but Obi-Wan wrestles it away from him.*

Obi-Wan: This looks so badass. How do you turn it on?

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Things look a little different when you're in college...