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  • The Librarianist

    by The Librarianist October 07, 2008


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  • 105%

    Issue #73

    by 105%-O-Matic September 08, 2008


    We want to rock 'n' roll all night, party every day, and snag a few nap hours in-between.

    There's nothing more annoying to me than when a group of people start doing the Electric Slide. Which is why I only attend Amish weddings.
    -Conor McKeon
    How to Turn Any Chair Into a Lawn Chair
    Get evicted.
    -Jeremy Bloxson
    Being homeless is just camping but the forest is urban. And a bear ate all your food.
    -Mark Brystowski
    If Pizza Companies Were Ironic
    "DiGiorno" is actually Italian for "Delivery"
    -Sam Toth
    My girlfriend saw me on the toilet and got so grossed out. I was like, "Everybody does it." And she was all like, "Let me finish peeing first."
    -Streeter Seidell
    I tried using one of those "self check-out" lines at the grocery store once, but everyone just laughed at me. Next time I'll just stick with the doctor's office.
    -Patrick Cassels
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