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3 days agoThose people with glasses all look alike.
From offthewall276 at UWECview in contextToucan yesterday
says the guy who thinks he's being funny by yearbooking himself.... you're soon to be an old fad my friend. -
1 month agoSeinfeld & Bill Gates Windows Ad.
"What's the deal with Vista? It's not a Vi, and it's not a Sta."
view in contextToucan September 05, 2008
well, you see, jerry is walking around at his local mall and finds none other than who? BILL GATES!, and buying discount shoes nonetheless. Needless to say, they form a unbreakable bond while in the shoe store and we all learn that bill gates is just like us, and there is also a reference to a computer made of cake to accompany Windows 7 -
1 month agoViking Funeral Prank
It's actually not that bad to wake up thinking you peed yourself and find out you're just in the middle of a lake.
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1 month agoCredit Card Bill
The Bloomington Bros make the fishing documentaries to pay the bills.
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1 month agoWeather Man Makes Killer 69 Joke
Sixty-nine is also the number of job interviews he'll be going to next month.
view in contextToucan September 02, 2008
i've seen this guy before on tv, he's not that type that would say something crazy like that, otherwise i would have probably believed it was 69 sex (which is way funnier) -
1 month agoWet Pets
Sadly, this is a grocery store.
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1 month agoI don't know why you would want to microwave a condom but yeah, you definitely don't want to put it in the microwave while you're still wearing it.
From Brian at Virginia Techview in contextToucan September 04, 2008
i dont hate you... SOMEONE has to be first... why not you?
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2 months agoThe Gotham City Police Department is having trouble attracting new recruits recently.
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2 months agoStreet-Tubing Crash
"All our photo albums and furniture are ruined, but thank God the innertube's okay."
view in contextToucan August 23, 2008
why did they say "hurricane" Fay? it was a tropical storm. I'm from Minnesota and even -I- know that -
2 months agoAuto Phone Sex
Someday when we have anatomically correct love robots, all romance will sound like this.
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2 months agoGrowing Boy
A little slice of nostalgia.
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2 months agoGo green.
From Brandonview in contextToucan August 23, 2008
i bet the most recent message in that AIM window says "hang on a sec. I'm going to take a picture of my shitty ass homemade wood bong."
this thing sucks. why not just use the nice one behind it?? -
2 months agoMaintaining Bruce Wayne chest is Alfred's worst job.
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2 months agoAwkward Rap
A hip-hop tribute to life's most uncomfortable moments.
From CH Staffview in contextToucan August 13, 2008
becasue you clicked their ridiculous amount of sidebar ads and bought a busted Tee. and plus, what else IS there for them to do -
2 months agoCubs Fanatics Drench Reporter
They've given a bad name to people who paint their entire bodies and attend sporting events half-naked.
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2 months agoHugging Lion
Dumb stupid lion doesn't even know how to kill people. It thinks it can love them to death.
view in contextToucan August 05, 2008
and mine is a toucan. I took his picture in a touristy part of mexico! -
2 months agoGraphic Dog Vomit
What exactly does a "non-graphic" dog vomit video look like?
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2 months agoOh good, you marked where the water cup goes. That was confusing.
From andrewview in contextToucan August 10, 2008
is there a virus on CH???
and is anyone else getting sick of these stupid beer pong tables?? -
2 months agoCrazy Sprinkler Lady
Best of the Summer - "And another thing, every fall all the leaves on my oak tree fall off. Explain that, government."
view in contextToucan August 04, 2008
I dont want to burst anyone's bubble or anything, but you guys know that "God Himself" is probably just some 22 year old business major. I, however, AM a real toucan. -
2 months agoBowling Miracle
Meet the Harlem Globetrotters of Branston, Minnesota.
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