Who Put this Dick on My Back?

Come on, who did it? I swear, if you kids don't settle down right now, I will turn this stock exchange around! I mean it!

10-Year-Old Yo-Yo Master

He walks the dog, then he walks the dog.

Stocked Fridge

Wanna know what else gets you chicks? Posting online tutorial videos on how to get chicks.

If All Movies Had Cell Phones

Your favorite films just got a lot shorter.

Don't Vote

Sarah Silverman and Jonah Hill can make even a voting PSA funny.

Cat vs. Printer

Opening scene from Catwoman 2.

Laser Magician

You've seen magic trick videos before, but this one is actually magic. We assure you, there is no trick.

Baby Scared of Her Own Shadow

"What, are you gonna cry now?! Oh, you are?"

Blob-Jump Blooper

Baby got back... injuries.

Pirate Horse Wins Race

He used the money to buy four peg legs and spent the rest of his career racing in the horsey special Olympics.

Think this is scary? Imagine its owner pinning this cat down to apply the necessary makeup. Chilling!

Font Conference

This video wasn't long enough, so we made it double-spaced.

Sound Check Guy

"Check 1.. 2... is anybody even listening?"

How Not To Pick Up Girls

...unless we're talking about just picking them up off the floor.

Two Dudes Fight Over a Cheeseburger

A full-on brawl erupted when one of them tried to claim the loose fries.

WALL-E Live

Suck it, Asimo.

Slow-Motion Laughing Baby

He just read last Sunday's "Doonesbury."

Tay Zonday & Weezer's Brian Bell: Pork & Beans

Stay tuned for Rivers Cuomo and Chris Cocker whining together.

Ben Stiller's Viral Video

Ben Stiller, Kung Fu Panda, and Iron Head team up to make a viral video. Guess it worked.

Slow-Motion Punches

Just slow enough to see the moment of regret.