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1 year agoThis is why god gave us Courier New.
From Wallsk8rview in contextThe Cap'n February 19, 2008
Levi, shut up. If you're not using tricks to make your papers longer than you're just in college for different reasons than I am. -
1 year agoHmmm, jizz doesn't fit...
From John Stephens at University of Marylandview in contextThe Cap'n February 19, 2008
It's okay with me, Ninja Slayer. As long as someone isn't a douche about it and calling "First" on his own pic. -
1 year ago"Tradition at UAF is to take pictures in little to no clothing when it hits -40 F."
From casey at University of Alaska Fairbanks -
1 year agoSuperbowl Superfans
These football fans set up their backyard to look like the Superbowl stadium.
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1 year agoAs I understand it, this guy is f*cking Sarah Silverman.
From Jordan -
1 year agoYou'll never forget the first time you felt like a pimp.
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1 year agoTo caption this picture I brought in Blossom's own Joey Lawrence... "Whoa."
From The guyview in contextThe Cap'n February 08, 2008
They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
Shit... That's not me, is it? -
1 year ago"Dick in a Truck" - Well put.
From Ryan at University of Maryland -
1 year agoOk guys, the team really needs our support this week so everyone make sure to wear your spirit thongs.
From airmanview in contextThe Cap'n January 28, 2008
Don't you know? Cleveland Rocks!!
Or so they tell people. -
1 year agoLeanne
From Leanne at University of Maryland -
2 years agoA toy that kicks you in the head? Thanks, Japan!
From taylrjohnson at East Carolinaview in contextThe Cap'n July 02, 2007
We play this game with a Nerf gun. But instead of earning points, when you get shot you finish your drink.
Great while watching TV. -
2 years ago"Excuse me, young man. Why are you photographing your paper, mid-exam?"
From Steve -
2 years ago"You're steering mommy now, honey. So be sure to look both ways."
From dan at The California Stateview in contextThe Cap'n May 28, 2007
I just want to know if it's possible to get a DWI on a segway... because I bet that'd be a lot of fun, before the arrest of course. -
2 years agoAnd I used all my tiles, so I get 50 bonus points.
From Finchview in contextThe Cap'n May 26, 2007
I'm not usually one to defend stupid people... But I think Kurtis was just trying to make a joke, even if it was a very, very bad one. -
2 years agoThe non-Jessica-Simpson was this young woman, Marisa Miller.
From Matt Olsonview in contextThe Cap'n May 26, 2007
You owe that BadAssMotherFucker from New Jersey (Oxymoron?) some money.view in contextThe Cap'n May 26, 2007
No, but apparently the '+ Reply' button on your computer does.view in contextThe Cap'n May 26, 2007
But it's the Colts defense... They'll take what they can get. -
2 years agoLooks gross, but my own vomit served as a sort of makeshift mattress.
From P Dubb -
2 years agoGirls who like girls who like girls making out.
From Will -
2 years ago"After a long day of drinking and being rowdy at Preakness, my buddy paid a homeless black man $5 to take him back to his car."
From Owen Maxwell at Saint Bonaventure -
2 years agoAwesome party theme - girls making out.
From MoMoview in contextThe Cap'n May 16, 2007
To be fair to Mike (and kinda dave) the other hand has a ring on the middle finger.view in contextThe Cap'n May 16, 2007
I'll be bartender... if it's a bunch of girls they're drinkin mixed drinks. -
2 years agoGame sucks, might as well get drunk.
From Stephen Hoesleyview in contextThe Cap'n May 16, 2007
Yeah, I haven't had any problems with it so far.
Except that DWI.
And all those Restraining orders.
And those illegitimate kids.
And the dead hookers...view in contextThe Cap'n May 16, 2007
Bob Saget didn't cockblock you, you scared her away yourself by constantly announcing that you're a Mets fan.
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