Safe For Work Porn

What would happen if your favorite porno aired on TBS.

He's breaking the news to "Coach Dad".

"Built a 12 gallon aquarium inside the beer pong table. Holds 10 fish. They seem to have a low tolerance."

"A Check + really would've blown my mind to new heights"

Proteasers during a religious protest FTW!

This issue's header is actually tamer than usual. You should have seen last weeks, it was borderline sick.

See dude this is totally lame. I told you we should have just drawn Cartman playing football!

Jason added "Superbowl XLII" to his least favorite TV shows.

"Move your head up, babe, I still cannot see the top lefthand corner..."

No Kitty, Thats My Pot Pie!

All crime is fun, that's why it's illegal.

"This is from a football Saturday at Notre Dame. We were walking by this group of kids playing football. My friend told them he would give them $100 if they kicked the ball off to him and he didn't run it back for a touchdown. He ran past most of the kids fairly easily, but 'had' to stiff arm the last kid."

"It's about 6,550 blocks."

"This table has two games going on at once with sunken cup holes, two twenty inch flat screens, two beer taps supplied by the keggerator under the table, and a built in stereo system."

Escalator Skiing

Its a chairlift and ski slope all in one!

"Satan's coming."

Game Winning Goal

Sometimes, for a few shimmering moments, hockey is awesome.

Why Duke Sucks

For everybody who thinks Duke sucks, but was unsure as to exactly why Duke sucks -- this rap video is for you.

Hmmm... maybe I would be a more effective cop if I were in a wheelchair.

Hey Pete- Don't be such a shithead and you won't get a condom on your doorknob!