Burlar Alarm!!

First of all, the obvious, the Tar Heels down in NC can't spell. Second, if this door is equipped with an alarm, why is it open???

But #3's My Favorite!!

Mexican menu at a local Pizza King. I have no idea what the #3 is, but you can't get it!

Changing a Lightbulb

Those genius engineers have done it again. Block a lane of traffic and use a bucket truck to fix an eight foot light. Maybe someone will invent a ladder soon!!

A classy Dukes of Hazzard - maybe they are bootlegging champagne.