Boobs and me, we come from different worlds...

You have to choose.

That enormous bottle of lotion is working.

Show this picture to your roommate, it's his sister.

How this happened: "Whoa, hot girl, your shirt is covered with BEES!"

Putting the "her" in Guitar Hero.

The leaves are dying, the weather is getting cold. Finals are fast approaching. But you, CH fan, I'm posting this picture to remind you there was a time when it was warm. And you were happy.

Soulja Boys and Girls

"I'm worried Tommy's crunking is starting to interfere with his schoolwork."

God damnit! Why Am I always losing my shirt and bra?!

That's a blot of piercings. No joke here, just a statement.

Don't be so hard on yourself, baby, you'd be an exclamation point if it were up to me.

"I'm F*cking Matt Damon"

If you thought The Departed was intense, wait until you get to 2:51.

I'm F*cking Ben Affleck

Jimmy Kimmel's response to girlfriend Sarah Silverman's "I'm F*cking Matt Damon," featuring Affleck's funniest performance since "Pearl Harbor."

You know it's meant to be when the sign radiates in your presense...

Driving up to Mt. Bohemia in the UP of Michigan...actually a small town in the area.

"My girlfriend just randomly sends me pictures to make me think of her!" How could you possible forget?

I wonder if this is exactly what the engineers who developed camera phones had in mind.

They're real. And they're spectacular.

Drumline Meets Revenge of the Nerds

UC Berkeley's Marching band is still only 16-bit.

Harder Bodies Faster Stronger

They got the idea when one of their friends passed out with his shoes on.

"Beer Launching Fridge"

You know, this is why college humor exists. Its people like you that make dreams like this come to life.