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1 total in December 2005

  • Women, I Will Not Defend Your Honor

    by Andrew Porter December 01, 2005
    Hey, ladies. Read the title above. I mean it with all my heart. Chivalry is dead, and so may be your honor.

    You've got nails and teeth. Those are like built in knives. Use them. For once, how about I get drunk and yell at the big guy across the bar for no reason, and then tell him that YOU are going to kick his ass. That should be fun. It'll be awesome to see you run full force at him in your stiletto heels and half-a-shirt that reads "MILF in Training."
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