Dear Mom and Dad,
So, I've already told you that I was rushing one of the local frats here. News came a week or so ago...guess what? I got a bid! For the past little while now, I've been pledging with some of my other friends. It's been great. I can only hope that I actually get in. This is a great frat and I really know everything I'm doing is worth it.
Yesterday, a man named "Trouble" smeared glass in my face and then showed me his ballsack. I tell you, these guys are some pranksters. Why, last night I slept in a hole they dug for me in the crawl space under the house. It was really cold and I think it was formerly a raccoon's nest, because one kept coming around and clawing my wrists as I tried to fight it off. I named him Dylan and we're best friends.
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