"Bill Watterson (shouldn't have to explain who he is) had some published stuff back in his college days."

Calvin and Hobbes

That's a lot of reminders that aren't getting written down... but it was worth it.

This is what happens when Bill Watterson refuses to release any official Calvin and Hobbes t-shirts.

If Calvin and Hobbes were real...

Michelle really needs to get laid.

"I took a tally of the "Um's" and "ah's" my political science professor used during his lecture. The result: 57 and 365.

"App State BEAT Michigan at the 'Big House' To celebrate Appalachian State Students tore down our own goal post and brought it from the stadium up to our Chancellor's House."

Insanity goes mainstream.

Prime LOLcat fodder.

The city planners are a little too full of themselves.

Amish I had a car.

Megatron says, "Do a shot, pussy!"

Fun fact - if you're bad at anagrams, you can order extra letters off ebay.

TLDNR

We'll travel across the ocean just to insult you face-to-face. USA! USA!

"My two hot ass friends from high school (I think you guys should post this) WARNING: HOT BITCHES MAKING OUT"

If Luke can take out the Death Star, she can hit that target.

A dude's dream come true.

"We decided to make teams of 12 and go head to head."

Girls love it when their tits get all dusty. They think it's romantic.