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Karma</title>
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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["A public service announcement made for the betterment of society."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Monday, Nov 17
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Bing&#32;&#40;Movie&#32;Trailer&#41;</title>
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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["A spoof of the movie 21."]]>
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TEXT&#32;FLIRT&#32;TODAY</title>
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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["A spoof of those late night commercials for flirtatious text messaging; special thanks to Nina Carpenter and Elisa Montalvo for appearing in this video."]]>
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BILLY&#32;JENKINS&#32;CHRISTMAS&#32;SMEAR&#32;AD</title>
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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["Billy doesn't believe in Santa because he's an asshole."]]>
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Thanksgiving&#32;With&#32;The&#32;Machines</title>
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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["Whoever gives thanks the hardest wins Thanksgiving."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Monday, Nov 19
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Better&#32;Know&#32;Your&#32;Machine&#39;s&#58;&#32;Matt&#32;Gallo</title>
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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["Part one of a five part series where we get to know each member of Better Than The Machine."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Monday, Nov 12
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Foreplay&#63;</title>
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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["Some guys just don't know how to please their lady."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Monday, Nov 5
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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["Sometimes it's best to just keep your mouth shut."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Monday, Nov 5
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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["Bobby Fitzsimmons fights terrorism in NYC."]]>
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<![CDATA["A cautionary Halloween tale.  A head explodes!"]]>
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Cuddle&#32;Time</title>
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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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