The woman that pierced our ears told us which areas to stay away from when we were dressed up
"Man amusingly overboard! All cameras on deck!"
You know you're way off when your bid doesn't even fit on the electronic sign.
Run for your beer bongs!
Sadly, he lost his school's talent show to a kid who hummed "Yankee Doodle Dandy."
Coincidentally, "Mighty Ducks" star Emilio Estevez was also in the arena that night. I bought two...