Lauren Holly

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About Me I am 5 feet 10 inches of good ole fun; you know, the kind you had in college with the kegs and the drugs and the naked girls. I love making people laugh, which explains me whoring myself on the internet to anyone and everyone who may stumble upon an article of mine. I also love Krispy Kremes right off the belt, Diet Coke, new shoes, laughing at other peoples’ misfortune (like falling and dropping food on themselves….not real misfortune. Hello? God? Did you hear that? NOT REAL MISFORTUNE!), turning the music up really high so I can’t hear my own voice when I’m singing, and, of course, Wheel of Fortune. Speaking of Wheel of Fortune, what is with those people who buy vowels when they so obviously know what the puzzle is? Like, why would you spend money when you don’t have to? And why can’t they call me back and ask me to be on the show? I am so much better than these fools and I would wear something slutty. I’m like the perfect contestant. Anyways, back to the real reason we are here: me. I love to write and I love to laugh so I put the two together and, voila! Here I am…laughing at my own articles. Oh. I hope you like em too. Go Blue

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