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2 years agoNo, I don't want to trade. I don't even an axel.
From Kate -
2 years agoAhhh, STDs were simpler back then.
From Mafia at University of Central Floridaview in contextkelli June 19, 2007
i know dumbass. what would i do without you girl? you keep me young oh i love you so much.view in contextkelli June 18, 2007
haha i just re read this whole damned wall shit. and giggled. ps thanks tommy wilder for realizing that i WAS right. thanks cburke for referring to me as a fat ass. however sometimes i DO wish i was fat. i have been skinny my whole life. i think it would be fun to play with a double chin or be rolled around. unfortunetely my metabolism will never allow that to happen.view in contextkelli June 18, 2007
HAAHAHAH bitch please. someone just message me for my facebook name and lets jsut get this all over with.view in contextkelli June 18, 2007
i didnt talk shit about anyone and their friends?!!!! you are the one who started it?!!view in contextkelli June 18, 2007
im like 10 times hotter than kaitlyn and ritz yet you hate me and love them for their amazon bodies.view in contextkelli June 18, 2007
id be scared of an ice cream man that came to my neighborhood this late...view in contextkelli June 18, 2007
i went to five proms. bitch. im really getting annoyed that you think im short, fat, and ugly. why dont you facebook me?view in contextkelli June 17, 2007
or the ones that turned your large asses down at the high school prom.view in contextkelli June 17, 2007
i didnt delete my picture i changed it. as you will see in "up to 24 hours." ive had that one for a while and decided it was time for a change.view in contextkelli June 17, 2007
how in the world would you be able to say that i was 5' 1" ??? im 5' 5" you idiot.view in contextkelli June 17, 2007
ps i know i didnt use the reply button. i did it just for my you :)view in contextkelli June 17, 2007
first of all, kaitlyn there was no "hating" on you. youre not in the cool club. SOWWY!
second of all ritz, i AM classy and have no STD's lingering in my body (though i do get mine), unlike you, whose profile insists that you are "classy...in the whorish not really a whore way." so before you begin dealing out insults such as the fact that i have an STD based on nothing except the fact that i insulted you, i advise that you change your ways. you could start with uploading a less myspacey and photoshopped picture of yourself.
xoxoview in contextkelli June 17, 2007
ritz thank you for that unfortunate reminder. its almost as unfortunate as the fact that you obviously spend your every waking minute on collegehumor.comview in contextkelli June 17, 2007
im pretty sure it says "the great cripplen sterilizer" under gonorrhea -
2 years agoI think I just had an idea for a MILLION DOLLAR product.
From Chris Chesebroview in contextkelli June 15, 2007
i took this picture at CVS like 4 months ago and they never made it a national pick?! wtf -
2 years agoI don't want to cause trouble Ned, I'm just saying - did you ever think maybe they aren't your kids?
From Diane -
2 years agoIf this isn't Jessica Simpson, it should be.
From Jeff -
2 years agoAt what point did you decide to stop living strong?
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2 years agoIt worked, now let's see what we can do to the real wall.
From Kevin at The College of New Jerseyview in contextkelli May 13, 2007
thank you for saying that bulgy. you took the words right out of my mouth.
i would rather have a sober night than drink that shit. -
2 years agoWe're slowly transforming into GuitarHeroHumor.com
From Bryan Suazo -
2 years agoEither a crazy car or a great Photoshop.
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2 years agoExcuse me, do you have an enormous bottle opener?
From Brett Andersonview in contextkelli April 28, 2007
obviously it has to do with the humor of the picture or else it would not become a national pick for everyone to see.view in contextkelli April 26, 2007
in response to the first post- pictures are labeled "national pick" so that everyone in the country can see them. it really has nothing to do with the quality of the picture -
2 years agoMake your own Slamball court!
From Dan at North Dakotaview in contextkelli April 18, 2007
my guess is that they set up a bunch of GB's, took a few, then started jumping. -
2 years agoPossibly the last decision he will ever be allowed to make.
From J. Marie at Iowa State -
2 years ago"Even though we had to clean it up the next morning, we got to miss our classes so it was definitely worth it."
From Mattview in contextkelli April 17, 2007
i did it on purpose jackass. i knew that no one would see what i said if i put it far up. -
2 years agoThis is like when The Flintstones met The Jetsons.
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2 years agoI swear the whammy bar has always worked before, this is the first time it's ever malfunctioned.
From danimal -
2 years ago"There's a sex based theme park in Korea. This is one of the statues there."
From Beth -
2 years agoThe Easter Bunny is like a living pinata.
From Boardndaveview in contextkelli April 10, 2007
thanks guys!
i took away the bikini picture because yall kept saying how retarded it was. maybe ill put it up again one day? -
2 years agoThat's what I'd do all day if I could turn myself invisible.
From kelli at Mary Baldwin College -
2 years agoThis is like using a barrel as a pint glass.
From Dan Alexanderview in contextkelli April 10, 2007
why does everyone get so damn pissy about the reply button? chill out already.
kelli
Mary Baldwin College
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