Lots of us want to kill our neighbors. Here's how! -Push him down the stairs. -Poison his coffee. -Convince him he's dying. I mean _really_ convince him. -Encourage diseased hamsters to run amok in his apartment. (I heard you could die...
With each new year comes the sense of a new beginning. And with new beginnings come a sense of obligation to come up with something new (or more likely, something to fix). Of course, this sense of new beginning brought on by the new year is quite...
It's 5 o'clock in the morning. And I'm writing this now. Not quite sure why. The holidays are here, which is somewhat exciting for me, being Jewish. In fact, no it's not really that exciting, because, like it is four out of every five years,...
Considering that the world is ending in just 22 short days, it seems that everyone is taking it quite well. I mean you'd think there would be more of a fuss over the impending doom of existence as we know it. Maybe people don't want the end...
It's true what they tell you growing up. The real world is a bitch. Everything else they told you is bullshit. We are told many lies when we are young"¦ Lie #1: In high school we are always warned about our "permanent record."¯ This was...
Owen talks about peeing and women, but not in a yucky way.
Kyle gives Myspace spam a piece of his mind.
Jeff gives the election a piece of his mind.
Ben discusses the benefits of girlie drinks and the cunning art of Girls Gone Wild.
His bike went on to win the race.