A Night Out With Alchohol

Beer: JESUS CHRIST, where the FUCK you guys BEEN?Gin: Vodka and Whiskey are yelling at something. Rum is making out with somebody. I don’t even know where Tequila is. Tequila enters Tequila: I am not afraid of you or the FUCKING POLICE. I...

Romance Novels for Frat Guys

    I barely noticed her as she walked into the room, being completely engrossed in working on my car. She was nude, coated in a thin layer of weight gain powder as she called my name. I, of course, did not remember hers (all women are whores). I...

The Massacre: A Poem

50 Cent bit his lip as he hoisted his swordPreparing for the advancing, awful hordeComprised of vicious beasts, orcs and trollsOgres, dragons, rats, and even gnollsNo fear in his eyes, just gangsta beatsMithril armor around gangsta feetsThe 36...

I'm Awkward

You ever have awkward moments with women? Have you ever looked at a beautiful woman , then she sees you look at her, and then you quickly look to the ground? And then she screams as you run out of the women's bathroom?Me neither.

You Will Hate Your Roommate

    It's best to just come right out and say it. Either from too much World of Warcraft, pot, beer or blow your old roommate's left on gone for greener (Community College) pastures. So guess what? They are sending a new guy. And...

Cap Boso #6