My friend Marie recently gave me the best birthday present one can give another human being besides a copy of the Steve Hoffstetter comedy album or sexual intercourse. Marie works at Flynt Publications, a.k.a. Hustler Magazine, and for my 25th...
I hope everyone is having a great 2006 thus far. I actually started off the New Year in the emergency room of the Cedars Sinai Medical Center because my left eye (not to be confused with the late, great hip-hop star who would sport a condoms on...
A week ago, while hanging out at my apartment in Hollywood, CA, (no big woop) late at night, my girlfriend went out to her car to grab her bag. Moments later a car pulled up next to her and she thought they wanted her parking spot. She turned to...
Summertime: The season of internships, ball sweat, and ladies looking for a "summer fling"¯ (note: Most ladies are not into ball sweat but are extremely into internships). Needless to say it is now time to learn from the master on how to find a...
I am recently back in the single crowd trying to date and meet new people after my long term girlfriend and I had to break up. We didn't have to, but when you find out she's banging an English guy from the BBC while you're doing comedy in some...
Dan confronts guys "cheating" with his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Is that you, Darryl Stawberry?
Is the urban legend true?
...steals Dan's wallet.
This is actually a pretty good way to meet new girls.