Alright man, enough hitler stuff. I'm not endorsing eugenics (or abortion for that matter). I just thought it was clever word play.
And for the record I thought sarah palin's decision to have her kid regardless of the results of her prenatal test was a pretty brave thing to do.
Alright man, enough hitler stuff. I'm not endorsing eugenics (or abortion for that matter). I just thought it was clever word play.
And for the record I thought sarah palin's decision to have her kid regardless of the results of her prenatal test was a pretty brave thing to do.
Alright man, enough hitler stuff. I'm not endorsing eugenics (or abortion for that matter). I just thought it was clever word play.
And for the record I thought sarah palin's decision to have her kid regardless of the results of her prenatal test was a pretty brave thing to do.
Alright man, enough hitler stuff. I'm not endorsing eugenics (or abortion for that matter). I just thought it was clever word play.
And for the record I thought sarah palin's decision to have her kid regardless of the results of her prenatal test was a pretty brave thing to do.
Alright man, enough hitler stuff. I'm not endorsing eugenics (or abortion for that matter). I just thought it was clever word play.
And for the record I thought sarah palin's decision to have her kid regardless of the results of her prenatal test was a pretty brave thing to do.
There's this old arthur c clarke book called "childhoods end." Long story short, the human race becomes this utopia, but everyone is so content all the time that progress in the arts screeches to a halt. Realizing this, a group of people band together and break apart from society to lead a harder, but ultimately more meaningful and "human" existence.The leader of the group is asked why they have done this, and he says (im paraphrasing) "we have one thing in common. we each wish to do one thing, no matter how small, better than anyone else who has ever lived."When I saw health ledger playing the joker, it was one of the only times in my life that i felt like I was witnessing someone doing that.
Amazing.
There's this old arthur c clarke book called "childhoods end." Long story short, the human race becomes this utopia, but everyone is so content all the time that progress in the arts screeches to a halt. Realizing this, a group of people band together and break apart from society to lead a harder, but ultimately more meaningful and "human" existence.The leader of the group is asked why they have done this, and he says (im paraphrasing) "we have one thing in common. we each wish to do one thing, no matter how small, better than anyone else who has ever lived."When I saw health ledger playing the joker, it was one of the only times in my life that i felt like I was witnessing someone doing that.
Amazing.
It reminded me of a joke I once wrote called "beatles songs rewritten so as to make them about women I've slept with." the only one i remember is "i've just seen a face...nothing to write home about."
my mediocre material ftl
Yeah. You know, as long as a couple people get to read it and think it's funny, that's fine with me. Doing it this way allows me to meet both of those little goals.
Yeah. You know, as long as a couple people get to read it and think it's funny, that's fine with me. Doing it this way allows me to meet both of those little goals.
Major League Prank
Phillie Kyle Kendrick gets "traded" to Japan.
Tom Sunnergren February 18, 2008
Did Leslie Gudel's tits get bigger?Tom Sunnergren February 19, 2008
Touche RichmanMajor League Prank
Phillie Kyle Kendrick gets "traded" to Japan.
Tom Sunnergren February 18, 2008
Did Leslie Gudel's tits get bigger?Tom Sunnergren February 19, 2008
Touche RichmanThe Only Emails I Could Receive That Would Justify the Frequency with Which I Check My Email
by Simon Rich September 04, 2008Tom Sunnergren September 23, 2008
I want to punch this thread in the face.ill conceived
by Tom Sunnergren September 02, 2008Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
Alright man, enough hitler stuff. I'm not endorsing eugenics (or abortion for that matter). I just thought it was clever word play.And for the record I thought sarah palin's decision to have her kid regardless of the results of her prenatal test was a pretty brave thing to do.
Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
Balancing family life with the demands of high political office?Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
finally somebody had the courage to say itTom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
or my cockTom Sunnergren September 04, 2008
"Unfortunately" is a modifier that applies only to the second sentence. I think that's pretty clear.ill conceived
by Tom Sunnergren September 02, 2008Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
Alright man, enough hitler stuff. I'm not endorsing eugenics (or abortion for that matter). I just thought it was clever word play.And for the record I thought sarah palin's decision to have her kid regardless of the results of her prenatal test was a pretty brave thing to do.
Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
Balancing family life with the demands of high political office?Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
finally somebody had the courage to say itTom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
or my cockTom Sunnergren September 04, 2008
"Unfortunately" is a modifier that applies only to the second sentence. I think that's pretty clear.ill conceived
by Tom Sunnergren September 02, 2008Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
Alright man, enough hitler stuff. I'm not endorsing eugenics (or abortion for that matter). I just thought it was clever word play.And for the record I thought sarah palin's decision to have her kid regardless of the results of her prenatal test was a pretty brave thing to do.
Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
Balancing family life with the demands of high political office?Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
finally somebody had the courage to say itTom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
or my cockTom Sunnergren September 04, 2008
"Unfortunately" is a modifier that applies only to the second sentence. I think that's pretty clear.ill conceived
by Tom Sunnergren September 02, 2008Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
Alright man, enough hitler stuff. I'm not endorsing eugenics (or abortion for that matter). I just thought it was clever word play.And for the record I thought sarah palin's decision to have her kid regardless of the results of her prenatal test was a pretty brave thing to do.
Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
Balancing family life with the demands of high political office?Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
finally somebody had the courage to say itTom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
or my cockTom Sunnergren September 04, 2008
"Unfortunately" is a modifier that applies only to the second sentence. I think that's pretty clear.ill conceived
by Tom Sunnergren September 02, 2008Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
Alright man, enough hitler stuff. I'm not endorsing eugenics (or abortion for that matter). I just thought it was clever word play.And for the record I thought sarah palin's decision to have her kid regardless of the results of her prenatal test was a pretty brave thing to do.
Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
Balancing family life with the demands of high political office?Tom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
finally somebody had the courage to say itTom Sunnergren September 03, 2008
or my cockTom Sunnergren September 04, 2008
"Unfortunately" is a modifier that applies only to the second sentence. I think that's pretty clear.Issue #72
by 105%-O-Matic August 05, 2008Tom Sunnergren August 07, 2008
My joke was supposed to end with "At least she lets me put it in her ass sometimes."So it goes...
Whoops...
by Tom Sunnergren July 24, 2008Tom Sunnergren July 29, 2008
Ouch. You beat me to the punch Slane.CollegeHumor Movie Review: The Dark Knight
by Scott Bennett July 19, 2008Tom Sunnergren July 21, 2008
There's this old arthur c clarke book called "childhoods end." Long story short, the human race becomes this utopia, but everyone is so content all the time that progress in the arts screeches to a halt. Realizing this, a group of people band together and break apart from society to lead a harder, but ultimately more meaningful and "human" existence.The leader of the group is asked why they have done this, and he says (im paraphrasing) "we have one thing in common. we each wish to do one thing, no matter how small, better than anyone else who has ever lived."When I saw health ledger playing the joker, it was one of the only times in my life that i felt like I was witnessing someone doing that.Amazing.
Tom Sunnergren July 21, 2008
I heard that the only way the joker will be recast is if D-day Lewis takes the role. If he does, count me in.CollegeHumor Movie Review: The Dark Knight
by Scott Bennett July 19, 2008Tom Sunnergren July 21, 2008
There's this old arthur c clarke book called "childhoods end." Long story short, the human race becomes this utopia, but everyone is so content all the time that progress in the arts screeches to a halt. Realizing this, a group of people band together and break apart from society to lead a harder, but ultimately more meaningful and "human" existence.The leader of the group is asked why they have done this, and he says (im paraphrasing) "we have one thing in common. we each wish to do one thing, no matter how small, better than anyone else who has ever lived."When I saw health ledger playing the joker, it was one of the only times in my life that i felt like I was witnessing someone doing that.Amazing.
Tom Sunnergren July 21, 2008
I heard that the only way the joker will be recast is if D-day Lewis takes the role. If he does, count me in.Things That Are Better Than Jesus
by Tommy July 18, 2008Tom Sunnergren July 19, 2008
this is really really funny. keep it up dude.Wheelchair Rugby Injury Report
by Tom Sunnergren July 14, 2008Tom Sunnergren July 15, 2008
i almost rented that last night. i got strange wildness instead.Tom Sunnergren July 17, 2008
but somehow it wasn't nearly enoughIssue #69
by 105%-O-Matic July 15, 2008Tom Sunnergren July 15, 2008
secondedWheelchair Rugby Injury Report
by Tom Sunnergren July 14, 2008Tom Sunnergren July 15, 2008
i almost rented that last night. i got strange wildness instead.Tom Sunnergren July 17, 2008
but somehow it wasn't nearly enoughA Conversation With a Man Who Only Talks in Beatles Song Titles
by Goroman July 14, 2008Tom Sunnergren July 14, 2008
It reminded me of a joke I once wrote called "beatles songs rewritten so as to make them about women I've slept with." the only one i remember is "i've just seen a face...nothing to write home about."my mediocre material ftl
The Doctor Is Always In
by Conor McKeon July 07, 2008Tom Sunnergren July 11, 2008
Bob's gotta stop talking down to conner. I'm gonna chop his nuts off.Issue #67
by 105%-O-Matic July 02, 2008Tom Sunnergren July 02, 2008
shoulda. coulda. woulda. josta.CollegeHumor Movie Review: Wall-E
by Scott Bennett June 29, 2008Tom Sunnergren June 30, 2008
The spork moment was fantasticTwo Nazis Working at a Start-Up Magazine for Nazis
by Tom Sunnergren June 05, 2008Tom Sunnergren June 05, 2008
The thing about submitting jokes to the 105 is that sometimes they don't get used and then I forget about them. I appreciate your input though.Tom Sunnergren June 05, 2008
Yeah. You know, as long as a couple people get to read it and think it's funny, that's fine with me. Doing it this way allows me to meet both of those little goals.Two Nazis Working at a Start-Up Magazine for Nazis
by Tom Sunnergren June 05, 2008Tom Sunnergren June 05, 2008
The thing about submitting jokes to the 105 is that sometimes they don't get used and then I forget about them. I appreciate your input though.Tom Sunnergren June 05, 2008
Yeah. You know, as long as a couple people get to read it and think it's funny, that's fine with me. Doing it this way allows me to meet both of those little goals.