Dear Cosmo Magazine Editor, Attached please find a copy of a self-assessment quiz I constructed for inclusion in the upcoming April edition of your magazine. This is my 23rd attempt and probably my last. Especially if you continue to ignore my...
Hey there, gang. Long time no see. George W. Bush squashed us two weeks ago (dude, we all know you're fucking up social security, the environment, and the greater portion of the Middle East. Don't tell us about it on Thursday at 8:00pm); my...
I never really had the quantitative mind required to be a math or science major (ahh, the liberal arts: every idiot's best friend), but while watching yesterday's episode, I somehow managed to derive an "OC Mathematical Formula for Success."¯...
And on this, episode 19 of Season Two, God"”err, Josh Schwartz said, "Ye faithful, loyal, but hereto disappointed followers of OC scripture. Fret not further: I'm about to throw you a motherfucking bone."¯ Amen. Has any episode gone so quickly...
Greetings, dear reader. Long time no see. Okay, enough with the idle chit-chat, let's get down to business. My mom always told me to save the dessert for last, but Indian people, as a cursory glance of my great subcontinent makes evident, don't...