Neel Shah's Articles

1 total in April 2006

  • How To Be Fabulous

    Dear Cosmo Magazine Editor,

    Attached please find a copy of a self-assessment quiz I constructed for inclusion in the upcoming April edition of your magazine. This is my 23rd attempt and probably my last. Especially if you continue to ignore my emails.

    Best,
    (Redacted)













    1) You have a date tonight with your cutie crush, Ethan from Accounting (that shaggy brown mane, those dimples!), and you've paired your favorite Manolo pumps with a brand-new Juicy Couture skirt (you know"”the one that shows off just the riiiiight amount of leg). You look:

    A) Fabulous! Looks like that skirt just got you a one-way ticket to Makeoutsville"”population, 2!
    B) Partly fabulous with a side of BLOATED (ugggh, hate PMS)
    C) Like a two-bit whore.
    D) Like my mom, telling me to find a job.
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    Neel is 23 and from Long Island. If you have 26-inch biceps, frosted blonde tips, and an Armani Exchange shirt tight enough to prevent a quarter from being slipped under the sleave, it's actually Lon Gisland.

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