Jeff Rubin's Articles

5 total in November 2006

  • Wii vs PS3 vs NES


    WiiPlaystation 3 N.E.S.
    Games211615,824
    Winner: N.E.S.
    Avg. Price on eBay $300

    $1200

    		$10
    Winner: N.E.S.
    Included Games Wii Sports None

    Mario / Duck Hunt

    Winner: N.E.S.
    Best Game ZeldaWho knows? Madden, I guess. Zelda
    Winner: N.E.S.
    Plays DVDs NoYesNo
    Winner: Playstation 3
    Does it play Punch-Out? Yes, but without Mike Tyson NoOh yeah

    Winner: N.E.S.

    CommercialsCharmingFrighteningHilarious
    Winner: N.E.S.
    Games Require Excessive Blowing NoNoDamn it, you try.
    Winner: N.E.S.
    Beats Human Contact YesYesYes
    Three Way Tie
    Impresses GirlsNoNoSorta
    Winner: N.E.S.

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  • Man of the Century


    Being the Man of the Century isn't about being good looking, talented, or even helping society. It's about doing the things other people only joke about doing. If you manage to discover a few loopholes and piss off your neighbors in the process, well, that's just gravy.

    The Apostles
    This week's Man of the Century is no mere man, but in fact nine men. According to the Washington Post, these nine men attend Georgetown University, and wanted nothing more than to live together in a $2.4 million dollar house... with a pool... that one of their parents bought. Unfortunately, zoning laws dictate that only six unrelated residents are allowed to live in the house at once - unless they are in a religious community. So the boys went down to city hall, filed some paperwork, and founded a religion named after the man who bought the house - The Apostles of O'Neill.

    "This shameless proposal makes a mockery of the Zoning Ordinance (not to mention religion) and could have potentially devastating effect on the quality of life in our neighborhood," said one old fuddy-duddy who is obviously too old and should move away from a college town, according the Post.
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  • Best Costume

    You read that right, there's no modifier before the word costume. This is the big one.

    For most of us, Halloween is something you remember on October 27th. If you're lucky enough, you might have some old clothes that are so ugly they qualify as a costume. There are, however, a few special people out there who have been planning an amazing outfit since move-in day. There's an even smaller subsection of those people with the spare time to pull it off.

    Thanks to everyone who sent in a picture. Of the 2,432 submissions we received, there can only be one best costume. And the nominees are...
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  • The Real Life Mushroom Kingdom


    Ever wonder where new Mario levels come from? Before starting work on a new game, the programmers search for inspiration around the globe. For instance,








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