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My guest this week is Dan Hopper. As one third of A Week of Kindness, Dan has been seen in many hilarious videos including Guitar Hero Hidden Tracks. He's also the proprietor of the music blog Band Madness.

TALKING POINT - You just bet someone your life you can beat them in Street Fighter 2. Who do you play as?

Dan: Blanka. If my life is at stake, I'm going to be too nervous to do Ryu's fireball correctly.

HOI!

Dan: It's hard to see that hundred-hand slap coming if you're blind, deaf, and facing away from the machine.

Jeff: Did you know he does more damage per-punch than anyone in the game?

Dan: That's like saying Manute Bol is the tallest, and therefore best, basketball player.

Jeff: Well if I wanted to win, I think I'd go with Guile. It's been fifteen years since Street Fighter II came out, and scientists have yet to develop a successful defense against the slow-sonic-boom/fierce-punch combo.

Dan: Is yelling "That's cheap!" permitted in this life-and-death match?

Jeff: Definitely, though I would rather die than live with the dishonor of being cheap.

Dan: That's Lao Tzu, right? A terrific philosophy that applies to life as well. And GoldenEye. If you had to pick a game to bet your life on against someone, what would it be?

Jeff: Super Puzzle Fighter II.

Dan: Wow, no wonder this other person wants you dead.

Jeff: It's such a fantastic game, but very few people play it. I have never really gotten a chance to see how good I am, and entering a deadly tournament seems like the easiest way to find out.

Dan: I'd take Dr. Mario. If someone is able to beat me at that game, it means they're such an off-the-charts nerd that I could then just beat them up afterwards and not have to lose my life.

• Hang out more with Bruce Campbell.
  
• Fix that apartment door.
• Trade in motor scooter for gun, start shooting at bad guys. Not instead of the webs, just in addition to.
• Fight Batman.
• Release a rap album.
• Successfully hide that he is Spider-Man from a super-villain.
• Gotten some black suit goo on Red Foreman, too.
• Not dance.

This week's guest is illustrator and sculptor Derek Walborn. You can see his work at www.derekwalborn.com. He was also the star of our very own Dan Gurewitch's short film, A Death Sandwich.

TALKING POINT: What games stick with you after you've turned them off?

Derek: The Silent Hill series will pretty much ruin any slumber party you might have planned in the near future.

Jeff: Resident Evil and other horror games use cheap scare tactics, like sudden music stings and creatures leaping into frame. Sure you'll jump, but it doesn't stay with you the way Silent Hill's knife-wielding skinless babies do.

Video game or Megadeth album art?

Jeff: Getting into the Hellraiser series when I was 11 desensitized me to bizarre imagery, so I'm going to choose a different game. Guitar Hero has completely changed the way I listen to music. I now pay more attention to guitars, and when it's something particularly complex I'll think to myself, "Wow, daring use of the orange button. These guys are good."

Derek: People usually have no idea that Carlos Santana actually invented the red button. Before that, the scale just went from green to yellow.

Jeff: When Vice City first came out, I was playing it for several hours a day. As much as I hate to admit it, every time I got stuck in a traffic jam I was tempted to murder a hooker with a golf club.

Derek: After I played GTA 3, I was really tempted to break out my dad's old jet pack, eat burgers until I threw up, and then stab a nun. Luckily, dad forgot to fuel it up. I mean, the thing just sits there in the garage.

Jeff: It doesn't really work the other way - real life behavior doesn't affect the way you play games. If you get stuck in a traffic jam before playing GTA, you don't hijack a virtual firetruck and sit at a traffic light.

Derek: If real life were more like Grand Theft Auto, parking garages would always be packed full of criminals hiding out for five minute intervals until the police, SWAT team, and Army just say "Well, guess he's gone" and go about their business.

Jeff: Every winter Neversoft unleashes a new Tony Hawk game, and every winter I go through a temporary obsession with it. On the rare occasion I go outside, I'll start seeing potential combos everywhere. "If I got some speed up and hit that railing just right," I'll think to myself, "I could probably jump onto to the top of the bank. No, definitely."

Derek: This is interesting because way back in the day I doubt that anyone who was just playing Mario Brothers 3 would have been like, "Dude, I bet I can fit in this pipe." And then their buddy would be like, "No man... Those things are full of venus flytraps."