Bearded dragon orgy

I was wandering around PetCo, and stumbled across a bearded dragon orgy.

She's actually 48 and had a thing with Peter Criss and Gene Simmons back in the day. The tattoo used to say "Kiss Was Here" but she got it touched up.

This is a senior portrait.

"My Girlfriend doesn't think she'll make it onto the national CH site...Prove her wrong guys!" Girls are always wrong.

Let me tell you about another 'crazy guy.' He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn't always listen to what people said was right. And that guy's name is ... I forget. But the moral of the story is ... I forget that too.

I like a shirt that doesn't need to be held up.

"I'm competing with my friends. Whoever gets the most likes wins!!!" More girls need to be having competitions like this.

Oh yeah, Becca's passed out in there. Try to poop around her.

I want to be this girl's mirror. Or her boyfriend. Whichever is easier, God.

I think I have the same exact bedsheets... Bed Bath and Beyond right?

Hulkamania lives!

Gentlemen, get your transfer applications ready.

"What's better than nudity and fire?" Nudity, fire and meat.

The real Charlie's Angels.

You always make me be the big spoon.

"Thanks CollegeHumor, for giving me the idea to fake my friends marriage proposal after two weeks of dating."

This is one of those times where you're supposed to hold the camera vertically.

Be serious, we're trying to take a nice photograph!

I don't understand why girls think they look better in make-up.

Its' December... Someone's been going tanning! Or not living where it's cold out.